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LumberJock #???

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#1 ·
LumberJock #???

What number are we up to at this point? About 300? Anyway, this one came to me yesterday in the shop.

You know you're a lumber jock when you drop a chisel and as you catch it, by the blade of course, you think three things; (1) "thank God I didn't chip the blade", (2) ""at least I didn't bleed on this work" and (3) "wow, that cut is so clean I won't even need stitches!!"
 
#5 ·
Yeah, that's three good ones for the list…. Everytime I think its just about run its course… there are a bunch of new ones! Quick, go post that before Karson posts it for you ;)
 
#6 ·
Too late I've already done that. (Just kidding) I waited for chip for 3 days and he didn't post it so I did. But, I gave him credit for it.
 
#8 ·
I'm sure a lot of us have been there. I cut my finger with the table saw when I first started woodworking. I poured some peroxide on it, wrapped it up in a clean shop rag, and then proceeded to clean the blood off of the table saw before going to the emergency room. You gotta have priorities, right?
 
#10 ·
I've always thought band-aids were for keeping the project clean… so you could keep working until it was convenient to clean the wound or whatever ;)