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Biology Exam

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#1 · (Edited by Moderator)
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk. The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers, it's fresher and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.

He got an A.
 
#2 ·
A smooth-talker was surrounded by a bunch of bar-babes, when he made this announcement," I can guess when you were born, simply by massaging your breasts!"....so he waited, and finally one of them took him up on his offer. They went to a dark corner of the bar, where he got busy. After about 15 minutes, she said, "All right, enough of this! When was I born?" To which he replied…."Yesterday!"