[shaun]

and #372 - close enough is never really close enough

 

[MsDebbieP]

(that would be 373)... measure twice, cut once… (The loading comment is legit. Not everyone would wait!)

 

[schwingding]

374: You bookmatch your drawer bottoms.

I didn't think I could possibly think of one that hadn't been posted, but there it is!

 

[Karson]

Thats just a good design criteria LOL

 

[scottb]

#375 Just balancing the checkbook here:. there were two 365's

#376. This thread has become so important, that it just feels right to keep the count accurate, so we can continue to be in awe of how it's grown - without doublespeak! Look what you started Mark… and look at all the e-mail notifications that have given you a grin or a chuckle!

 

[scottb]

Love the 371 Rikkor - I recently picked up, and have yet to use my Veritas jig with my Diamond stones (which have seen some use)... But I can't wait to pick-up the worksharp (and don't feel guilty about wanting it either)!

 

[Ageingwood]

#376 . It`s bad when, Local contractors call to tell you they have scrap lumber that needs to be moved
or local home supply saves cut offs in a bin for you . Or if driving down the road you stop at a new house being built not to look at house but to see if any scraps.

 

[scottb]

that was #377 - and very funny - are you testing me know?

 

[shaun]

Scott, I'd say #375 is confirmation of #372 (close enough is never really close enough) you lumberjock! ;-)

 

[arkydave]

#378. You may be a lumberjock if you have to watch the woodworking video a second time because you were fixated on the equipment in the background the first time.

 

[MsDebbieP]

hahah that's funny!

 

[CaptnA]

Hey all new to the site and read all this in one sitting - its now 6 am…
You might be married to a lumber jock if your wife wants a new lathe for Christmas -
and you might be a lumberjock if you feel relieved that you finally get to use yours again after getting one
for her!

 

[MsDebbieP]

haha that's funny-are your eyes blurry?? ?

 

[miles125]

#380 If you go to a friends house and feel compelled to ask for a screwdriver to adjust that kitchen cabinet door with an 1/8" sag.

 

[douginaz]

#381 You know you are a lumberjock if have come in the house smelling more like pinesol than pinesol

 

[Karson]

#382 You might be a LumberJock when after making a replacement drawer for your wife's kitchen cabinet that had Builders drawers. You find the the Half-lap corners was not what you want, and you go buy a dovetail saw.

 

[Thuan]

#383 …if you have doubts about your "Lumberjockness" with a grade of 49.7% after spending the last hour tallying up to see which of the 382 lines applies to yourself.

 

[Bradford]

#384..you might be a lumberjock if while in the emergency room getting sutures for almost cutting off a finger while trying to finish one more thin strip, you say, "as long as I have nubs to work with, I'll keep on woodworking.
#385.. despite almost cutting off a finger, you go back in to the shop to see if you can still do anything with that bandaged hand, and think, "If I put two sided tape on my hand I could still hold a tool, or sand" (I did)
BLADE GUARD REMOVED FOR CLARITY ,BUT FORGOTTEN DUE TO STUPIDITY!

 

[Bradford]

#386 You might be…if you have blood, sweat, and tears all at the same time, in your latest project and, leave it in, poly'd over, just to remind you of the tooth count that went through your hand.
#387 you might be…if you were building a bookcase to hold all of your wood books, mags and catalogues for #384 as mentioned above.

 

[Bradford]

#387 you know you are when your spouse wraps your Christmas gifts and closes the wrapping paper with Band-Aids.