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You know you're a lumberjock, if/when......

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#1 · (Edited by Moderator)
Hey folks, I was thinking. What if we came up with a listing of the little things and quirks about what makes all of us lumberjocks.

For example:

You know you're a lumberjock if:
1. You carry three bandaids in your shirt pocket everywhere you go.
2. You sneeze and blow your nose all evening.
3. You can't decide whether to put a piece of wood in the woodstove, or make something out of it.
4. No matter what you're wife wants from a store, you say, "don't buy it, I can make it."
5. Your wife says, "I know you could make it, but will you make it?

you get the point. I'm sure you have many others that are better, so share them.

thanks,
Mark DeCou
www.decoustudio.com
 
#454 · (Edited by Moderator)
#404 when your brand new Rockler and Fine Woodworking magazines that you just got yesterday are crumpled up and ripped because you've read each 5 times already.

#405 when your parents/wife wont let you into the house until all the sawdust is off of you (and we all know thats never gonna happen)

#406 when your special tv time is 830 to 1100 on Saturday so you can watch all diy's woodworking shows

#407 when you spend more time in your shop than in your actual house (or at least you try to)
 
#456 ·
well, I'm sure I speak for all of us, when I say we can't wait to see "Cigar Pen #391, Eurostyle Pen #391 and Boxes #391 a, b, and c. ;)
 
#458 ·
#409 When you open up Lumberjocks, & find a surprise, like the new 3D gallery, Martin just created.
 
#460 ·
Quote from Mark DeCou
"No. 21: you quit a good paying, easy job, with a climate controlled environment, with vacation
time, 401(K), sick pay, bereavement pay, and a company car, just so you can work hard for
10-12 hours a day, 6 days a week, sweating in a 100 degree shop, smelling sawdust, with
no vacations, no retirement, have to work even when you're sick, make less than minimum
wage at times……....just so you can spend more time working with wood."

Man! Tell me about it! Aint that the TRUTH!!!