Dennis' entry didn't get a number, so I'm jumping to …
#332 - You insist on making a distinction between being "dusty" and "dirty"

 

You might be a lumberjock if, no matter how many posts show up here, you can actually say "Boy, I've been there" to each and every one of them. -SST

 

331. When someone talks about a wireless router, you 'correct' them by saying, "No, that's cordless router!"

 

333. You think sharing a joint means two or more L Js doing a glue-up together.

 

334. You think "logging on" must refer to some forestry activity.

 

335. You suppose the Chairman of the Board must be in charge of the lumber.

 

336. You guess a Federal Bureau is probably a style of bedroom furniture. ...And would like a set of plans so you can make one too.

 

337. You have at least five magazine subscriptions with the word "wood" somewhere in the title.

 

338. Everyone who buys you presents carefully chooses only things you could not make in your shop. ...Except tools, because they think you must have at least one of everything you could possibly need-but you don't.

 

339. You have at least one stray power tool in the living room at all times.

 

Brad (#323): Jeff Foxworthy's new theme might be "You might be a Liberal" and would probably start off something like:

"If yew've caught more than three STDs they don't yet have a name for, yew just mahght be a Lib'ral."

 

340. You think of Mixed Nuts as using Beechnut, Chestnut, and Walnut all in the same project.

 

341. You haven't bought a tool in the last thirty days and the store calls up just to make sure you're okay.

 

342. Your compost is made of vastly more wood shavings than grass clippings, and you have a very large yard.

 

343 … you brush the sawdust from your hair because you don't want to look like an old-rustic-wood-goat

 

Woodwright. My wood chip pile

With Mineral Popular on the left. Holly in the middle and Goncalo Alves on the right.

 

344 You might be a lumberjock if your family is completely used to having a project or 2 going on at all times in the house to the point where they comment on it in a negative way when they visit homes that dont… "daddy, why don't the _'s take care of their house" (the house is immaculate, just no projects)

 

#345 - You know the wood species of each of the splinters in your hands

#346 - You realize you are about to sneeze and your first thought is to aim away from anything cast iron

 

#347 you know the locations of all woodcrafts and rockler stores in a 250 mile radius

 

1. 348

you know you're a lumberjock when you take the time to read all these posts.

Lee

 

349. When you spend $500 to build a shed just for wood scraps that are not even worth a fraction of the cost.
350. When a friend tells you can make their grandson a rocking horse & you wouldn't know where to start let alone know how to draw a horse.

 

Reading these posts has been a balm to my soul. I was going to refer to my favorites- but there were just too many. I can add one that I didn't notice- it was posted on the woodworkingwomen site many years ago by a turner:
351. You know you are a serious woodworker when you have wood sawdust and shavings in your bra.
(Hah- bet you guys never thought of THAT one!!! LOLOLOL

 

You are right Danna I never thought of that.

#352 You might be a LumberJock if you have sawdust and shavings in your Jock.

 

Donna, for safety reasons, I don't wear a bra when I'm woodworking …

 

#353 If your feet and back hurt after 10 minutes of browsing in a clothing store, but you can stay on your feet 8 hours at a woodshow before feeling any real discomfort.