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You know you're a lumberjock, if/when......

79K views 785 replies 247 participants last post by  Dennisgrosen  
#1 · (Edited by Moderator)
Hey folks, I was thinking. What if we came up with a listing of the little things and quirks about what makes all of us lumberjocks.

For example:

You know you're a lumberjock if:
1. You carry three bandaids in your shirt pocket everywhere you go.
2. You sneeze and blow your nose all evening.
3. You can't decide whether to put a piece of wood in the woodstove, or make something out of it.
4. No matter what you're wife wants from a store, you say, "don't buy it, I can make it."
5. Your wife says, "I know you could make it, but will you make it?

you get the point. I'm sure you have many others that are better, so share them.

thanks,
Mark DeCou
www.decoustudio.com
 
#277 ·
Good one Obi…the thought had crossed my mind, but two things. First my shoulder hurts like the dikkens and second, the Dr said the longer I wait, the more damage is caused. Debbie, its not too serious. I dislocated my shoulder a couple times in the army and as a result, I tore the cartilage in my shoulder, now its completly torn in tow and has slipped down into the joint. he''s going in and staple it back up. should only be down a couple of months thats if i didn't mess anything else : )
 
#283 ·
#245 You know you are a lumberjock when you call another LumberJock and talk for an hour because you are having withdrawal symptoms because your favorite web site is down.

Thanks for calling JockMike2.
 
#284 ·
#246 _You know your a Lumberjock when you go out to kick the neighbors cat when the website is down.

Then you remember, The neighbor doesn't even own have a cat.
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#285 ·
I have to apologize for my last entry,
I was only trying to be funny. I've never kicked a cat in my life. All of our neighbors cats seem to congregate in our back yard. They love our back yard, it's a regular cat sanctuary.
 
#288 ·
When you wake up at 5:30 am, and the first thought you have is:

"how long can I wait this morning to have a soda pop before I have to admit that I'm an addict…..and….I wonder if I have any new "Lumberjock Notifier" emails!"
 
#293 · (Edited by Moderator)
#250 You know you're a lumberjock when early in your marriage your non-woodworking spouse had nothing but praise, and oooos and ahhhhs. for everything you built Yet, instead of enjoying and accepting the praise, you trained a critic. You would say, "Thanks, but I'm not happy about this . . . " And you would point out a joint with a 1/16" gap or a blem in the finish in an out-of-the-way spot or a dried glue spot you missed that didn't take stain or point out a barely visible repair that covered a mistake.

And now . . . you invite your spouse to the shop for a consult on a particular point and you receive several "extra" insghts. "Did you see this?" (Yes, dear) "What happened here?" (Explanation) "Hmmmmm?" (What???! Oh, I wasn't hoping you wouldn't notice that!)

A kiss on the cheek as your spouse departs. "I'm sorry dear, but you trained me!"

"Yes my love, I trained you!"
 
#294 · (Edited by Moderator)
No. 251 (never thought it would get this high of a count!)

"when you work to 3:30am on a project to meet a tight deadline, and before you go to bed, you stop and check to see if any has commented on any of projects, blog, or forum topics!"

There used to be a day here on this site when a jock could post a new project and it would stay up on the front page of the projects for a few days. Now, it is gone in a matter of hours! Isn't it great, keep posting!!

Mark
 
#299 ·
Actually, Dennis, I just got started. I've built three floor joists and tomorrow go get more material. And straps, and work on my next router table, and continue working on the cabinet doors for the church cabinets, and keep cleaning the shop and finding a place for everything so I can put everything in it's place.