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Keep it going for you guys. Let's keep the politics limited this time.

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.

The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Torah scholar," he says. "A Torah scholar? Hmmm," the father says.

"Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man said, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies. "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancée.

The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks: "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answers: "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
 
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you guys should go check out the thread(dreams of vivisting the woodwrights shop) the op starts arguing with cricket,she asks him if he knows who she is,he sys yeah and starts questioning her warning.i was gonna jump in,you know me always love a good fight,but after she appeared i thought not-lol.
 
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you guys should go check out the thread(dreams of vivisting the woodwrights shop) the op starts arguing with cricket,she asks him if he knows who she is,he sys yeah and starts questioning her warning.i was gonna jump in,you know me always love a good fight,but after she appeared i thought not-lol.

- pottz
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here is what I got tonight

Well my dreams of visiting the woodwrights shop have been crushed. Just received this email from Ed.

Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/woodworking.
Moderators remove posts from feeds for a variety of reasons, including keeping communities safe, civil, and true to their purpose.
 
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you guys should go check out the thread(dreams of vivisting the woodwrights shop) the op starts arguing with cricket,she asks him if he knows who she is,he sys yeah and starts questioning her warning.i was gonna jump in,you know me always love a good fight,but after she appeared i thought not-lol.

- pottz

here is what I got tonight

Well my dreams of visiting the woodwrights shop have been crushed. Just received this email from Ed.

Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/woodworking.
Moderators remove posts from feeds for a variety of reasons, including keeping communities safe, civil, and true to their purpose.

- Desert_Woodworker
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im surprised cricket didn't kill when he questioned her.
 
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What miracle kept that on the car? DW shh we don t talk about sports betting out in the open

- corelz125
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No idea, when I took the wheel off and then the caliper the hub fell out. Destroyed the spindle where the bearing gets pressed in. So be another day before new spindle gets here, then press in bearing, and hub and put it back together. The tire was BALD with steel belts coming through. Imagine that??
 
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you guys should go check out the thread(dreams of vivisting the woodwrights shop) the op starts arguing with cricket,she asks him if he knows who she is,he sys yeah and starts questioning her warning.i was gonna jump in,you know me always love a good fight,but after she appeared i thought not-lol.

- pottz
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Yeah I read through that thread, was amused but like you I see some intervention forthcoming.

One point that was brought up that is valid is the POTENTIAL requirement to have proof of vaccination to get into places. Think of it like the mask thing and further back as in no shirt, no shoes, no service. You may not like it but the business does have the right to no allow entry.

And you of course can just no spend money there as well. That's how it works. Myself I just deal with the romper room K5 stuff as it comes.

LOL
 
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Got my main bearing for the Hitachi router tonight. All installed and back in business, much quieter now. Then got back on making the drawers for latest cabinet build. Have to get some 1/4 ply for the bottoms. Probably Wednesday before I mess with that.

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Been rocking along, tonight

Deep Purple…Machine Head Album ( yes, the entire album)

Judas Priest…Painkiller…...

Outlaws….Green Grass and High Tides

Molly Hatchet …...couple….head is sore, from all the banging going on

As for this bar? Tobey Keith's "I love this Bar"?

or, maybe just some CCR…"Keep on Chooglin" .....them maybe a little "Ramble, Tamble"?

Time for a shot of Jameson Cask Mates….neat…

For the Woodwright Dreamer….play him "Fortunate Son"......IF he is still around…
 
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Been rocking along, tonight

Deep Purple…Machine Head Album ( yes, the entire album)

Judas Priest…Painkiller…...

Outlaws….Green Grass and High Tides

Molly Hatchet …...couple….head is sore, from all the banging going on

As for this bar? Tobey Keith s "I love this Bar"?

or, maybe just some CCR…"Keep on Chooglin" .....them maybe a little "Ramble, Tamble"?

Time for a shot of Jameson Cask Mates….neat…

For the Woodwright Dreamer….play him "Fortunate Son"......IF he is still around…

- bandit571
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Keep it down, we don't need the FBI showing up again…...

LOL
 
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Was chopping firewood some days back and some dirty wood juice flew into my right eye and whatever was in the juice tore up my eye some, so have been a one-eyed jack pirate, all bandaged up for three days, just took the bandage off today, seems to be better, less pain. The Doc was scraping around in my eye with some needle type tool, that was interesting, and I was a shade tense.

It is like sheer torture for me to sit around and do nothing, so I was one-eyed guy out building a morter-less retaining wall so I can plant some avocado trees. It will probably cave after the first heavy rain, so I will go out today and rebuild it, probably.

My Son has been taking guitar lessons for awhile now, got him a Boss Turbo distortion peddle for christmas, like Cobain used. So now I am digging hearing distortion coming from his room. He really really likes CCR, working on a couple of their songs, and I hear him singing Fortunate Son and some others in the shower, and am a durn proud Dad. So cool my Son likes Black Sabbath, and ACDC, and CCR, and Led Zep---and NOT limp noodle music like Blink182.

Happy New Year dudes and dudettes.
 
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Been rocking along, tonight

Deep Purple…Machine Head Album ( yes, the entire album)

Judas Priest…Painkiller…...

Outlaws….Green Grass and High Tides

Molly Hatchet …...couple….head is sore, from all the banging going on

As for this bar? Tobey Keith s "I love this Bar"?

or, maybe just some CCR…"Keep on Chooglin" .....them maybe a little "Ramble, Tamble"?

Time for a shot of Jameson Cask Mates….neat…

For the Woodwright Dreamer….play him "Fortunate Son"......IF he is still around…

- bandit571
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all good stuff bandit.
 
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Sister Sledge - We Are Family

Brian- glad you are recovering pretty scary.

Petey- use caution if you are using a ladder- many a Christmas mishaps using a ladder.

WBN- Christmas is coming in a few days for you, looking forward to hearing from you.

Pottz- Happy New Year is all I've got to say to you.

Review on Jimmy Deans frozen breakfast meals coming soon…

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Corelz - If you are interested, please PM me for I would like to make you a $$$ offer for Corelz Bar and Grill with the patio. Pottz will be offered a position, but his wages will be reduced. You and the Dire Wolf will always be welcomed.

- Desert_Woodworker
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wages what wages,i work for free too pay off the debt from the last franchise,which is starting to mount here also,if ya know what i mean.
 

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Pottz- I can't make this work by myself, but with your experience and network of friends are you up to giving it a try?
I am concerned that Corelz will require too much $$$ given that the kitchen has been trashed and the landlord has given her last warning… let me know.
 
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