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Keep it going for you guys. Let's keep the politics limited this time.

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.

The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Torah scholar," he says. "A Torah scholar? Hmmm," the father says.

"Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man said, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies. "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancée.

The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks: "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answers: "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
 
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this is what happen yesterday… very frustrating but I am glad that you guys made it…

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- Desert_Woodworker

so what happened,it just starting working on it s own ?

- pottz
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Wake up and got an application error- could not view this forum yet everything else worked… I have been paying $$$ dues to Corelz maybe he isn't paying administration…

When was the last time you guys were audited?
 

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ya know as far as comments i dont get as many as i did when i first joined here.views are way less then they used to be too,unless your talking about mustard caps-lol.

- pottz
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Go look at your projects page. Views across the site have been lower than normal but your comments from page 1 to page 5, HUGE difference. ALL the projects look great though. Ya never know what will be popular.
 
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A woman goes to the doctor's to have a strange mark on her tummy looked at. The doctor said, "Do you by any chance have a boyfriend who attends Wisconsin University?" Confused, the girl asks, "Why do ask?"

The doc chuckles, "I'm not just a doctor, I'm also an amateur detective. It looks like your lover likes to wear a sweater with the initial letter of their university emblazoned on the front. It's mildly abrasive quality has been rubbing on your skin."

"Not bad doc!" she says. "Not bad at all!"

"Well…" says the doctor. "Am I right, then? Do you have a boyfriend from Wisconsin?"

She smiles and explains, "Nope, but I've got a girlfriend from Michigan!
 
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So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the waterhole to get some water for cooking dinner.

As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him.

He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma's kitchen.

"Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Gramma asked him.

"I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma" exclaimed Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!"

"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"

"Well, Gramma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
 
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You get some of the same comments as I do some positive ones then about 10 from Rob. The duck with a few of his classic remarks there. Jim Jakosh gave you a positive remark that guy can make anything on a lathe. Broken coffee pot just have to go back to the old one in the basement a steel container with some hot water over the fire. There always has to be coffee in the morning.
 
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Awards dinner for Pottz and Champion football game what could be better for us and the grill…

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- Desert_Woodworker

What is on the menu? Spam and the only mustard served?

- TopamaxSurvivor
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The menu is under discussion- Corelz is complaining about money for we don't even have an electric coffee pot- I suggested that we auction off that bowl- we could have enough for a real party. But I am no longer in management and they took the private bathroom key. But I swore fealty to the "Show"....
 

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I don t think Pottz will be serving tonight here is what the place looked like this morning-

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The church across the street will be having the Sunday night food trucks again-

all are welcome.

- Desert_Woodworker
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apparently svetlana wasn't as good as she looks.
 

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Pottz- this is what happens when you turn over the bar to a wild bunch of military guys-

The church across the street will be having the Sunday night food trucks again-

all are welcome.

- Desert_Woodworker

Watch where you park though.

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- woodbutcherbynight
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Speaking of Baptism let's have a discussion- baptism by water or the holy spirit? and please let us not get into circumcision…
 

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Pottz- this is what happens when you turn over the bar to a wild bunch of military guys-

The church across the street will be having the Sunday night food trucks again-

all are welcome.

- DesertWoodworker

Watch where you park though.

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- woodbutcherbynight

Speaking of Baptism let s have a discussion- baptism by water or the holy spirit? and please let us not get into circumcision…

- DesertWoodworker
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as far as gunnies guys,i think we'll need more security next time,but what does that type of security too keep a bunch of drunk marines under control cost? corelz aint goin for that-lol.
 

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Pottz- that is your problem as general manager… I hear that someone P$%^#@ on your smoker…

Food trucks at the church are open… no alcohol… but great PG fun & food

Sunday night: real coffee and food.

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and food… and others coming in

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and they only use this type of mustard…

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Corelz any PG jokes to send over… The Dire wolf and Beagle are already over here- what could be better than a hot dog with Frenches mustard/

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From my fridge to you…

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