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Keep it going for you guys. Let's keep the politics limited this time.

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.

The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Torah scholar," he says. "A Torah scholar? Hmmm," the father says.

"Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man said, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies. "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancée.

The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks: "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answers: "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
 
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DW "Irresistibly Hot"? Can be a very bad thing! i.e. Svetlana

Corelz - I like the two part joke.

Listened to the 60s channel on Sirius yesterday, Amazed by the different kinds of pop music and change there was in music in the 60s.

While we are on music, check out Rodrigues on Net Flix. Amazing story.

Potz John Denver +1

Bandit I saw Foghat in concert.

I have one thing to say. Mustard Cap!

New year of golf matches start today. Boys ruled in 2020. Girls are a little sensitive.
 
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There is this site on Youtube…..Jamel, aka, Jamal…....once you get started….2 hours later, and you are still rocking out! He will play a song, and provide a reaction to the song….VERY ADDICTING! Check him out!

Morning to ya…Twerps & Perps.
 
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Drawer fronts fit (a little tight) and undermount sides set correctly. I raised the grain w my sweat in a few spots. Hot here.

Have a good one.

- Peteybadboy
Very nice I enjoy your woodworking progress, golf outing stories and how long will it take to take down and put away all those Christmas lights or do you leave them up until Orthodox Christmas?
 

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- corelz125

."billy wish it away to the cornfield" who knows where that line is from ?

- pottz
"billy wish it away to the cornfield" from a Twilight Zone episode…

In the twilight zone episode, "it's a good life" we are introduced to the god like Anthony who could send people to the "cornfield." He also teleported his hometown away. ... The ending narration says " ...you could be teleported to that corn field known as the twilight zone."
 
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Up early breakfast time-

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I buy the value pack because sometimes others want breakfast with me… Pottz you are always welcome for breakfast here.

- Desert_Woodworker

Coffee available???

- woodbutcherbynight
The grill is a mess this morning… Coffee pot broke- you'll have to bring your own but the bar still has other refreshments…
 

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The grill is a mess this morning… Coffee pot broke- you ll have to bring your own but the bar still has other refreshments…

- Desert_Woodworker
No problem, I know the manager at Dunkin down the street. Put an alternator on his Jeep the other night after closing. He said he would be happy to pay back favor by sending as much coffee as we want.
 
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Drawer fronts fit (a little tight) and undermount sides set correctly. I raised the grain w my sweat in a few spots. Hot here.

Have a good one.

- Peteybadboy
lookin real nice petey.i was listening to the 60's myself then switched to the 70's yesterday,a lot of great music.
 

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- corelz125

."billy wish it away to the cornfield" who knows where that line is from ?

- pottz

"billy wish it away to the cornfield" from a Twilight Zone episode…

In the twilight zone episode, "it s a good life" we are introduced to the god like Anthony who could send people to the "cornfield." He also teleported his hometown away. ... The ending narration says " ...you could be teleported to that corn field known as the twilight zone."


- Desert_Woodworker
yeah a great show,my wife watches the marathon every new years day.
 
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I see a wedding chapel opening…. Pottz you and you Mrs. can get your vows renewed at the grill…

- Desert_Woodworker

Well for such an occasion we will need a bigger grill. I expect alot of guests.

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- woodbutcherbynight
now thats a grill .they had that at the grand opening of a bev mo store here a few years ago.
 

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Pottz you amaze me. Posted that bowl yesterday. Today it has 55 comments. I don t think I get any more than 20 comments on any project. Unbelievable.

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- woodbutcherbynight
well with a bowl im getting turners that usually dont comment on my projects.

ya know as far as comments i dont get as many as i did when i first joined here.views are way less then they used to be too,unless your talking about mustard caps-lol.
 

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