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Keep it going for you guys. Let's keep the politics limited this time.

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.

The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Torah scholar," he says. "A Torah scholar? Hmmm," the father says.

"Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man said, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies. "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancée.

The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks: "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answers: "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
 
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i wanna share this with you guys,most people wont even admit they have ever heard one of his songs.but in the mid seventies he was the biggest selling pop artist in the world.he has influenced and inspired me for over 45 years.listen and enjoy john denvers music as i have.


- pottz

+1 This is a favorite amongst the 11th and 12th students and many times they sing along…
an it is PG!

- Desert_Woodworker
really that surprises me.i got hooked when i was in the 6th grade.
 
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#2,303 ·
The windows look pretty deep. how about using the regular pink fiberglass insulation and attaching a piece of plywood. Then you can put shelves right on the plywood. between the fiberglass stuff and the plywood it would be well insulated.
 
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Corelz Bar and Grill
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I am waiting to see if Pottz s smoker cooking equipment is missing…

Innocent until proven guilty…


- Desert_Woodworker
wrong building dw,thats the candle factory next door,were fine, im on site right now!

thats what happens when you use cheap parrafin!!! and no safety measures! thank god we buy our candles from a reputable source!
 

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#2,309 ·
This one is for my last day at work in 17 months.


- woodbutcherbynight
That could have been my theme song a couple times ;-)) They said I could not quit. I mentioned Lincoln signed the emancipation proclamation in 1863 so I believed it could ;-))
 
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Pottz- I am looking forward to the Grand Opening…

I hope that you will allow Hot Pockets around closing… it is about making money.

- Desert_Woodworker
what grand opening,weve been open for two months,and hot pockets will be dealt with through rambo and his "puppy".
 
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The windows look pretty deep. how about using the regular pink fiberglass insulation and attaching a piece of plywood. Then you can put shelves right on the plywood. between the fiberglass stuff and the plywood it would be well insulated.

- corelz125
That is what I am thinking, comes to about R-7 which is better than R-1 with just the window. can work because we have warmer winter than say up North. Less days freezing here. Design is like a cabinet minus the door. Can use some plywood, edgeband it and add the two pieces of 3/4 insulate board behind it. Might even design it so they are encased within the cabinet itself, all self contained.
 
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a restaurant.

They are having a fun time and give their waitress a huge tip. Super excited about the tip, the waitress decides to tell them a secret: In the women's bathroom, there is a magical mirror. If you tell it something truthful, you will be greatly rewarded. However, if you lie to the mirror, you will disappear in a poof."

Excited to try this mirror out, the women rush to the restroom. The brunette decides to show off and claim she is the most beautiful girl there. "I think I'm the most beautiful person at this restaurant." A million dollars appears in her hands.

The redhead is feeling a little offended. She decides to show off how smart she is: "I think I'm the smartest person in this restaurant." The keys to a lamborghini magically show up in her purse.

The blonde, super excited to get something really cool, starts to tell the mirror something: "I think-" poof. she is never seen again

- corelz125
;-)) good one
 
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That stuff from Lowes isnt to expensive compared to the blue or green styro foam boards. Think you could get 2 pieces in there. One in deep as you could then one in front like a door on a hinge?

- corelz125
Probably double them up on the back and have the front open so I can see what I have at a glance.
 
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That stuff from Lowes isnt to expensive compared to the blue or green styro foam boards. Think you could get 2 pieces in there. One in deep as you could then one in front like a door on a hinge?

- corelz125
so were gonna talk about real stuff,as in serious? i wish a memo would go out.im not prepared for serious!! i thought this thread was about…....well nothing,right.that way were never off topic?
 
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so were gonna talk about real stuff,as in serious? i wish a memo would go out.im not prepared for serious!! i thought this thread was about…....well nothing,right.that way were never off topic?

- pottz

Gotta throw them off, be unpredictable and all that

- woodbutcherbynight
absolutely,we got dinged on the last thread for being "off" topic,well that wont happen this time because we have "no" topic.HA!
 
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Was out watching Clemson get the butts kicked…..

Ok..try these 2 sugestions….by the same band from Chicago….

With Terry Kath on guitar, BTW….."25, or 6 to 4" keep watching, as they then play "I'm a Man" next….

"There's a bathroom on the right.." grunts used to play that song in the evenings at the Fire Base…..right before they would head out for a little Night Moves…....Nathanial Victor would know to be ready…for a bad night.

Mood I'm in right now? Thinking more on the lines of…..Judas Priest….."English Steel"

Or..maybe AC/DC, LIVE in Madrid?
 
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#2,321 ·
Was out watching Clemson get the butts kicked…..

Ok..try these 2 sugestions….by the same band from Chicago….

With Terry Kath on guitar, BTW….."25, or 6 to 4" keep watching, as they then play "I m a Man" next….

"There s a bathroom on the right.." grunts used to play that song in the evenings at the Fire Base…..right before they would head out for a little Night Moves…....Nathanial Victor would know to be ready…for a bad night.

Mood I m in right now? Thinking more on the lines of…..Judas Priest….."English Steel"

Or..maybe AC/DC, LIVE in Madrid?

- bandit571
damn where have you been man.acdc,really,id never had guessed. so lets get the party going!!!
 
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Check out Terry Kath, sometime…...

Party time? Maybe a little Alice Cooper…with Orianthi doing the shredding….."Schools Out…"then "Hey, Stupid"....should get ya going…..

- bandit571
damn for an old fart you kick my ass,and alice any day my man.but hey you didn't answer my question,what about eddie? cmon,you love it,dont you?
 
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Wasn't much of a Van Halen fan….now…Orianthi I could watch all day long….Now he has Strause shredding as well, from Iron Maidens….

might settle for a little Fog Hat? "Fool for the City", "I just wanna make..love..to you", and a bit of "Slow Ride" while watching the gal on the mechanical Bull…..

"Take it sleazy.."
 
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