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Keep it going for you guys. Let's keep the politics limited this time.

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.

The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Torah scholar," he says. "A Torah scholar? Hmmm," the father says.

"Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man said, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies. "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancée.

The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks: "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answers: "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
 
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Enjoy your fireworks… tonight I am in a similar place… as these guys below-



Relaxing Music for Dogs to calm from Fireworks, loud noises - includes desensitising sound effects

- DesertWoodworker

yeah got the same problem,the beagle is no bueno with fireworks so she ll be in my bed tonight.

- pottz

Not so fast my friend-you are the manager on duty…... Are we closed?

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who said were closed the parties just gettin ready to roll.kenny starts at 7 the bbq buffet is open now.we got a lot of vets starting too show up.you got your dancing robots ready too rock? no sign of the owner yet?
 
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. Are we closed?

- DesertWoodworker

Doesn t look like it from where I am sitting.

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З Новим роком вас обох …

- DesertWoodworker
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you could have just said merry christmas in english.
 

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Pottz- the 1st robots left due to the dogs… we can watch this on your big screen…

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i give you one job and you lose control.forget the robots nobody wants to watch them anyway.actually the new servers have a dance routine they may do later.
 
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pretty quiet here,well except for the banging of fireworks.it's 8:24 here and their already getting started,making the beagle a little nervous.gonna be a dull new years day tomorrow with no rose bowl and no rose parade,the last time was 75 years ago during world war two.well the rose bowl will be played just not in the "rose bowl" due californias's stupidity in not allowing a mere 500 family members in a stadium that holds 95000.way too dangerous i guess?
 
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DW,

Festool VAC I'm saying yes it is worth it,(I use it all the time) Particularly w sanding. I don't have a Rotex but may get one. I can plug it into a cheap dewalt right now and it works fine i.e. no dust. I have a Domino and a Track saw to plug into the vac. The vac does not fit the kreg jig, I have to figure that out. (unless one of you guys have already found a solution) Rockler thing? My "boy" spends a lot of time wedged between the arm of a chair and my leg. i.e. right now.

Bandit yes in the year 2525 wow just wow.

Friends are back from NY after doing everything they could to see their new grandson, but where denied. I plan to get them hammered tonight. It's a bit sad they can't see their grandson. Covid sucks.

BTW I have a friend that waited 6 hrs in line to get the VAX . How do they do this in cold states?

I lost my girl dawg in April, she hated fireworks, scratched threw the screens on our lani to get out. We found her roaming the street . My new boy dawg is not afraid at all. But if I take him in my truck to a store is trembles for at least 5 min before he calms down. It is 6am and the fireworks are still going. You can buy them everywhere in Fla.

I hope 2021 is good to you.
 
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Petey up here so far it's only healthcare and first responders that got the vaccine. Already one report of a Dr. Giving it out illegally. I read in Wisconsin an employee at a hospital destroyed a bunch of the files on purpose. Norby Rockler died this week.
 
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a lot of fireworks last night beagle was nervous but made it ok.gonna be a quiet new years day,gonna go out and finish cutting back my roses,about 45.after that back in the shop.so is this year better yet ?
 
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..so is this year better yet ?

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Yes for there is a new Hot Pocket

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Before the Nestle company switched to Hot Pockets brand slogan, to "Irresistibly Hot," it read "every bite is a different temperature". You might be wondering, why is it a good thing for Hot Pockets to be "Irresistibly Hot"?Jul 15, 2020
 

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