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Keep it going for you guys. Let's keep the politics limited this time.

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.

The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Torah scholar," he says. "A Torah scholar? Hmmm," the father says.

"Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man said, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies. "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancée.

The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks: "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answers: "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
 
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and don t forget the dessert bar…

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I set up a culinary account at the bakeshop…

Bill to: Corelz Bar and Grill


Spare no expense tonight- and Pottz I ll try my best tonight not to piss you off… Tonight buddy- this is your night…

- Desert_Woodworker
just be careful i think youve already got corelz in a bad mood leaking those pic's out last night.
 

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Pottz who do you have for pyrotechnics? Rambo was talking about using Top Max s propane tanks with Tannerite…

You are the manager on duty (M.O.D.)

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and this is without propane…

- Desert_Woodworker
kenny will play until just past midnight,after that get the hell out !
i think topo would agree that propane tank idea is probably not a good one.plus we dont want to draw attention,we dont have most of the permits we should have.
 

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Just got in from shop. Was busy making face frame for cabinet. Used biscuits and lap joints with some glue. While just a shop cabinet I have been working more lately towards less screws and more joinery and such. Good practice.

No pictures tonight, left phone in house and I'm done for evening. Getting ready for this evenings festivities. Wife informed me to bring home champagne and get a good cigar for myself. Also mentioned saving energy for this evening.

LOL
 
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Just got in from shop. Was busy making face frame for cabinet. Used biscuits and lap joints with some glue. While just a shop cabinet I have been working more lately towards less screws and more joinery and such. Good practice.

No pictures tonight, left phone in house and I m done for evening. Getting ready for this evenings festivities. Wife informed me to bring home champagne and get a good cigar for myself. Also mentioned saving energy for this evening.

LOL

- woodbutcherbynight
well i guess you wont be hangin at the bar and grill tonight-lol. hmmm maybe we need a cigar lounge at the bar ?
 
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Enjoy your fireworks… tonight I am in a similar place… as these guys below-



Relaxing Music for Dogs to calm from Fireworks, loud noises - includes desensitising sound effects

- Desert_Woodworker
yeah got the same problem,the beagle is no bueno with fireworks so she'll be in my bed tonight.
 
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- woodbutcherbynight

well i guess you wont be hangin at the bar and grill tonight-lol. hmmm maybe we need a cigar lounge at the bar ?

- pottz

Hot Pockets!!!!!!!!

- Desert_Woodworker
dont make me get rambo and his pet doggy !
 
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Enjoy your fireworks… tonight I am in a similar place… as these guys below-



Relaxing Music for Dogs to calm from Fireworks, loud noises - includes desensitising sound effects

- Desert_Woodworker

yeah got the same problem,the beagle is no bueno with fireworks so she ll be in my bed tonight.

- pottz
Not so fast my friend-you are the manager on duty…... Are we closed?
 
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- woodbutcherbynight

well i guess you wont be hangin at the bar and grill tonight-lol. hmmm maybe we need a cigar lounge at the bar ?

- pottz

Hot Pockets!!!!!!!!

- Desert_Woodworker

dont make me get rambo and his pet doggy !

- pottz
Dude since you guys took my key …this is your party… $$$ food- dessert bar- dancing robots- your military bar staff… Pt. 2 on the 1st…
 
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