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Keep it going for you guys. Let's keep the politics limited this time.

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.

The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Torah scholar," he says. "A Torah scholar? Hmmm," the father says.

"Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man said, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies. "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancée.

The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks: "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answers: "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
 
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easy buddy i feel your frustrations,i been their and back,just gotta be careful, were on watch.someone probably cried foul.hey we cant afford another hang out,im still payin for the last one and corelz wont pay me till the debt s are paid-lmao!!!!

- pottz
You are right I should clarify my post. Having had a day at work that was EPIC with stupidity and some insane PC moron being obnoxious I have come home and retreated to the depths of my shop.

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hey guys i posted a new project if any of you cares.well if you do or dont get your butts over and kiss my arse-lol.

- pottz

Saw that earlier today and posted #4 I think.

- woodbutcherbynight

Me too… why don t you sell it and pay Corelz?

- Desert_Woodworker
it will take a lot more than that dw,i kinda made a deal with the devil.hey i was desperate !the place was in collapse and the flames were rising !
 
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easy buddy i feel your frustrations,i been their and back,just gotta be careful, were on watch.someone probably cried foul.hey we cant afford another hang out,im still payin for the last one and corelz wont pay me till the debt s are paid-lmao!!!!

- pottz

You are right I should clarify my post. Having had a day at work that was EPIC with stupidity and some insane PC moron being obnoxious I have come home and retreated to the depths of my shop.

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- woodbutcherbynight
good you'll be safe and feel better soon.
 

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hey guys i posted a new project if any of you cares.well if you do or dont get your butts over and kiss my arse-lol.

- pottz

Saw that earlier today and posted #4 I think.

- woodbutcherbynight

yes you did and i thanked you my friend.at least some care…............

- pottz
I posted then 5 minutes later some moron got very stupid with me. My patience has limits. When you tell me the USMC emblem on my toolbox is inappropriate and yell at me about how it will come down now or else. Well you raise my ire and I think why bother to hold that in? When you further your stupidity to the EPIC level with the statement, "You baby killer!" I draw the line.

Shop Forman came running to avoid what he knew was coming. He didn't make it so he wisely retreated as I gave The USMC Drill Instructor treatment to this guy.
 
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hey guys i posted a new project if any of you cares.well if you do or dont get your butts over and kiss my arse-lol.

- pottz

Saw that earlier today and posted #4 I think.

- woodbutcherbynight

yes you did and i thanked you my friend.at least some care…............

- pottz

I posted then 5 minutes later some moron got very stupid with me. My patience has limits. When you tell me the USMC emblem on my toolbox is inappropriate and yell at me about how it will come down now or else. Well you raise my ire and I think why bother to hold that in? When you further your stupidity to the EPIC level with the statement, "You baby killer!" I draw the line.

Shop Forman came running to avoid what he knew was coming. He didn t make it so he wisely retreated as I gave The USMC Drill Instructor treatment to this guy.

- woodbutcherbynight
WHAT THE HELL.i dont blame you man,i thought the vietnam stupidity ran out 45 year s ago.what the hell was wrong with that dude.how old was this "gentleman" would you say.was he perhaps a "millenial" ?
 
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#2,110 ·
Pottz make the grill some money on New Years and you ll be fine until the next payment…

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- DesertWoodworker

i hope,people are afraid to even come too a virtual bar and grill these days !

- pottz

but we are PG

- DesertWoodworker
yes dw,were pretty good-lol.
 

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hey guys i posted a new project if any of you cares.well if you do or dont get your butts over and kiss my arse-lol.

- pottz

Saw that earlier today and posted #4 I think.

- woodbutcherbynight

yes you did and i thanked you my friend.at least some care…............

- pottz

I posted then 5 minutes later some moron got very stupid with me. My patience has limits. When you tell me the USMC emblem on my toolbox is inappropriate and yell at me about how it will come down now or else. Well you raise my ire and I think why bother to hold that in? When you further your stupidity to the EPIC level with the statement, "You baby killer!" I draw the line.

Shop Forman came running to avoid what he knew was coming. He didn t make it so he wisely retreated as I gave The USMC Drill Instructor treatment to this guy.

- woodbutcherbynight

WHAT THE HELL.i dont blame you man,i thought the vietnam stupidity ran out 45 year s ago.what the hell was wrong with that dude.how old was this "gentleman" would you say.was he perhaps a "millenial" ?

- pottz
,i thought the vietnam stupidity ran out 45 year s ago

care to explain- I don't get it…
 
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hey guys i posted a new project if any of you cares.well if you do or dont get your butts over and kiss my arse-lol.

- pottz

Saw that earlier today and posted #4 I think.

- woodbutcherbynight

yes you did and i thanked you my friend.at least some care…............

- pottz

I posted then 5 minutes later some moron got very stupid with me. My patience has limits. When you tell me the USMC emblem on my toolbox is inappropriate and yell at me about how it will come down now or else. Well you raise my ire and I think why bother to hold that in? When you further your stupidity to the EPIC level with the statement, "You baby killer!" I draw the line.

Shop Forman came running to avoid what he knew was coming. He didn t make it so he wisely retreated as I gave The USMC Drill Instructor treatment to this guy.

- woodbutcherbynight

WHAT THE HELL.i dont blame you man,i thought the vietnam stupidity ran out 45 year s ago.what the hell was wrong with that dude.how old was this "gentleman" would you say.was he perhaps a "millenial" ?

- pottz

,i thought the vietnam stupidity ran out 45 year s ago

care to explain- I don t get it…

- Desert_Woodworker
cmon dw your as old or older than i am,vietnam vets were spit on and called baby killers.nobody gave them any respect even though they did what their country ask of them.it was a sad time for vets and took many years before people realized it was wrong and thanked them for their service.
 
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WHAT THE HELL.i dont blame you man,i thought the vietnam stupidity ran out 45 year s ago.what the hell was wrong with that dude.how old was this "gentleman" would you say.was he perhaps a "millenial" ?

- pottz

Nah, 40 ish, real know it all.

- woodbutcherbynight
so just a dumb f@#k that doesn't even deserve you even kiken his ass.sorry for the language now that were pg but that really ticks me off.
 
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#2,119 · (Edited by Moderator)
The electoral college has the final say. The fat lady has sung

- corelz125
Technically speaking, the fat lady doesnt sing, she belches.

Actually, VP Mike Pence has the final say on the EC final say. If he approves EC votes that he knows to be fraudulent, then he has comitted a felony, or two. Pence might well become a second Jefferson, or not. Probably not, as crime and corruption are haute couture in this dimension, everybody is doing it, and none of those people who are supposed to work for Us actually do. They wouldnt give two twinkies about you or I; and the people keep voting for the pre-approved chosen ruling clowns of bizarro world - thinking their vote will make some kind of difference, which it wont, never did, never does, never will. The looting of the National Treasuries will continue unabated and none of you will do anything to stop it, ever. 10million$ for gender studies in Pakistan. LOL. It would be fascinating to learn where those kickbacks will end up???

If you like your 2A, you can keep your 2A, because it is all talk, blah blah blah.

But be sure to keep those barrels polished, as that is way easier than keeping the brain polished.

Shucks, most people these days arent even able to formulate intelligent sentences, they just hitch together hideous cliches like so many garrish christmas lights looped onto a worn out rope.

Taxes are going up. Again. Enjoy!!
 
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Coming home in '72….stopped at an airport to change planes…...watched as a bunch of "Protesters" were throwing bags of Doggie Poo on us short haired, well tanned fellows….who were simply happy to get back home in one piece….although, I did have a few holes….learning to duck is an acquired skill…..
 
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