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Keep it going for you guys. Let's keep the politics limited this time.

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.

The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Torah scholar," he says. "A Torah scholar? Hmmm," the father says.

"Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man said, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies. "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancée.

The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks: "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answers: "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
 
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- Peteybadboy

thats ok just have her make enough to supply the grill.enough for say 50 should be good,dw s making soup.

- pottz

Pottz I think that Petey meant that she doing that for the family… fear not I think we some hidden in the freezer…

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- Desert_Woodworker
oh i know what he meant,i meant maybe she could up the quantity a little.and dont dare open any of those nasty frozen dinners.
 

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Petey is a class guy he sent us a food truck instead…

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and they have Al pastor…...

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- Desert_Woodworker
mexican taco trucks are big here in L.A. so ill allow it as long as he pays the fee.and i eat for free,and corelz of course.
 

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Petey is a class guy he sent us a food truck instead…

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and they have Al pastor…...

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- Desert_Woodworker

mexican taco trucks are big here in L.A. so ill allow it as long as he pays the fee.and i eat for free,and corelz of course.

- pottz
I have a stack of these, whatever the cost…

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- corelz125

i hear ya,but lets make sure we dont "over" spend again,if you guys know what i mean !

- pottz

Pottz you could make money to pay off your debt or blackmail Corelz- his secret unpublished jokes that you came across- the Beagle has a good nose for finding things… Only you buddy-

- Desert_Woodworker
i could never blackmail someone that gave me a home.i was sitting out in the cold on the corner of lumber jock lane and project place when he came and said im opening a bar,join me.
 
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Pottz as the general manager shouldn t you be planning for 2021?

Here is a flier that you may use-

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- Desert_Woodworker
yeah but with the new restrictions,i had too tell gunnies ladies the gig is canceled,so we gotta come up with a new plan that meets requirements.suggestions welcome.
 

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yeah but with the new restrictions,i had too tell gunnies ladies the gig is canceled,so we gotta come up with a new plan that meets requirements.suggestions welcome.

- pottz
May I suggest starting posting "2021 New Years Eve - resolutions, forecasting, and predictions"

for I am waiting to see if Brian's prediction on Trump winning by a landslide… Until finalized…

Let us see if our guys can come and share- resolutions, forecasting, and predictions

Top Max this is for you…
 
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yeah but with the new restrictions,i had too tell gunnies ladies the gig is canceled,so we gotta come up with a new plan that meets requirements.suggestions welcome.

- pottz

May I suggest starting posting "2021 New Years Eve - resolutions, forecasting, and predictions"

for I am waiting to see if Brian s prediction on Trump winning by a landslide… Until finalized…

Let us see if our guys can come and share- resolutions, forecasting, and predictions

Top Max this is for you…

- Desert_Woodworker
dw it finalized a long time ago,time too move on.
 
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yeah but with the new restrictions,i had too tell gunnies ladies the gig is canceled,so we gotta come up with a new plan that meets requirements.suggestions welcome.

- pottz

May I suggest starting posting "2021 New Years Eve - resolutions, forecasting, and predictions"

for I am waiting to see if Brian s prediction on Trump winning by a landslide… Until finalized…

Let us see if our guys can come and share- resolutions, forecasting, and predictions

Top Max this is for you…

- DesertWoodworker
dw it finalized a long time ago,time too move on.
Pottz- you can be a dream killer…

1. Gunneys 2 carolers

2. Brian s prediction…

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I am glad that you are back in charge… too much work. Looking forward to your forum plans for new years….

- DesertWoodworker
well someone needs to tell yogi-the election is "over",hey you can dream if ya want,it's still "OVER".
 

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Not good news coming out of socal with covid. Just read they were turning people away from ER s this past weekend. That new strain has arrived also. The electoral college has the final say. The fat lady has sung

- corelz125
yeah it's past critical here,we all pray we dont need to need to go to the ER !
 
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Been busy in shop. Where I can drink, have pictures of scantly clad ladies on the wall, smoke a fine cigar and use whatever language I bloody please. Think I need to find a buddy that has a CNC or a Criket Machine and make a sign that says, If you are PC, this ain't the place to be.

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#2,095 · (Edited by Moderator)
Been busy in shop. Where I can drink, have pictures of scantly clad ladies on the wall, smoke a fine cigar and use whatever language I bloody please. Think I need to find a buddy that has a CNC or a Criket Machine and make a sign that says, If you are PC, this ain t the place to be.

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- woodbutcherbynight
easy buddy i feel your frustrations,i been their and back,just gotta be careful, were on watch.someone probably cried foul.hey we cant afford another hang out,im still payin for the last one and corelz wont pay me till the debt's are paid-lmao!!!!
 

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Guys this comes from our landlord… Should Corelez and Pottz lose the business anybody wants to buy-in, unless Pottz can pull off a profitable New Years Eve party… I am told that it can be had for a song… and there is interest from Australia…

- Desert_Woodworker
those big buck aussies havn't been around in awhile so wouldn't bet on it.the one aussie,you know the one,i hear is in debt too festool for some big coin and nasa has cut his funding,so dont bet on him.
 

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hey guys i posted a new project if any of you cares.well if you do or dont get your butts over and kiss my arse-lol.

- pottz

Saw that earlier today and posted #4 I think.

- woodbutcherbynight
yes you did and i thanked you my friend.at least some care…............
 
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