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#1 · (Edited by Moderator)
Keep it going for you guys. Let's keep the politics limited this time.

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.

The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Torah scholar," he says. "A Torah scholar? Hmmm," the father says.

"Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man said, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies. "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancée.

The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks: "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answers: "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
 
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I see a boy and his dog going to the woodshed but I can t tell if it is a Beagle or a Dire wolf, with him?

Ps. Food trucks are family-friendly!

Guys we made 2,000 but New Year s Eve is coming and if Disney can do it so can we…

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.... from one sinner to another…

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id say neither dw looks like an old hound dog that guys take hunting.
 

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Pottz- do you need any help with the food for tonight? I have prime Tri-tip in the sous-vide and it will be ready around 6…

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family-style restaurants are popular today do you want me to bring in a children's food truck?

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Also, you guys can use this poster that I made… no fee required…

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Pottz- do you need any help with the food for tonight? I have prime Tri-tip in the sous-vide and it will be ready around 6…

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family-style restaurants are popular today do you want me to bring in a children s food truck?

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Also, you guys can use this poster that I made… no fee required…

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sounds good dw roll with it.
 

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Went out shopping for the Boss' Birthday Present….
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Boss loves her Birthday Present…..happy wife, happy life…..
( traded the old 2010 Grand Caravan off to get this 2017 Chevy)

Shop was closed today…McD's for supper…..been a LONG day…
 

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I found this info on Jokes-

"Antibiotics and insulin aside, laughter is undeniably the best medicine. However, while many of us have repertoires chock-full of raunchy jokes perfect for cracking up our college pals, there are numerous times when a more delicate, clean joke is needed-like when you're trying to win over that new boss or elicit a laugh from your grandma. And while there's certainly a place in every amateur comedian's routine for a few groaners-we're looking at you, dad jokes-these clean jokes manage to walk that delicate line between jokes that stay on the right side of PG and ones that will actually make you laugh. The next time you've got an audience to impress, these funny clean jokes are sure to have everyone cracking up."

Enjoy- and here is one for the Beagle and Dire wolf…

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bottom caption"Bark, Bark…"
 

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G-night- I will give thanks to those who are trying to keep this forum +1

Pottz- are you OK - PM me if you need to talk… is what you wrote to me one time and I did… therefore the offer is now to you…

The Joke meister's and Bandit had celebrations of their wives b-day… are you going to tell us what you got the Joke meister wife a gift?

On the other hand, I hope that it wasn't from Brian's wife's catalog… pre- PG days
 
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I found this info on Jokes-

"Antibiotics and insulin aside, laughter is undeniably the best medicine. However, while many of us have repertoires chock-full of raunchy jokes perfect for cracking up our college pals, there are numerous times when a more delicate, clean joke is needed-like when you re trying to win over that new boss or elicit a laugh from your grandma. And while there s certainly a place in every amateur comedian s routine for a few groaners-we re looking at you, dad jokes-these clean jokes manage to walk that delicate line between jokes that stay on the right side of PG and ones that will actually make you laugh. The next time you ve got an audience to impress, these funny clean jokes are sure to have everyone cracking up."

Enjoy- and here is one for the Beagle and Dire wolf…

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bottom caption"Bark, Bark…"

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I must be loosing it. I laughed at that ;-))
 

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#2,047 · (Edited by Moderator)
Top- Max would be a great addition for "propane lectures"

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Stupidity is not ignorance. Ignorance can be fixed through education. Stupidity is an intentional decision to ignore facts motivated by greed, narcissism, tribal instincts and low self-esteem (fragile egos).

Tribal instincts and fragile egos plus greed is why the city and fire department do not support fire, building or propane code enforcements here. Since you have to be willing to kill if you are risking lives and the neighborhood, any event should be first degree arson or murder since it was an intentional decision. Lectures are over. Time to write indictments for law enforcement consideration as well as document for asset recovery and wrongful death suits for any survivors and heirs.

Congress recently released their Boeing investigation saying "systemic deficiencies" posed an "unnecessary risk to the flying public." IMO, 346 deaths caused by Boeing ignoring safety standards, ignoring 57 whistleblowers and firing safety engineers is definitely an "unnecessary risk to the flying public."

Our mayor is a former Boeing financial manager from Boeing. She brings that Myopic Financial Focus Policy ignoring safety standards. If she has a moral compass or any sense of integrity, she would flip sides and support safety in the community; especially when the magnitude 9 plus earthquake is due. There is a 12 foot high retaining wall nearby built 3 years ago with loose landscaping blocks, no reinforcement of any kind. It is beginning to show signs of stress and failure. I will not be alone suffering the consequences of being annexed by Aberrant Chity. IMO, one could easily substitute the accommodated developers and the city building department for Boeing and the FAA in the Congressional report. The conclusion would be appropriately applicable to both.

or people like…

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I would love to be able to do a demonstration for the mayor and council ;-))

OK, DW, Please rate that indictment statement 1 to 10. Thanks ;-)
 

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