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#1 · (Edited by Moderator)
Keep it going for you guys. Let's keep the politics limited this time.

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.

The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Torah scholar," he says. "A Torah scholar? Hmmm," the father says.

"Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man said, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies. "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancée.

The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks: "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answers: "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
 
#1,952 ·
Bingo games must end by 3 pm, Unless they pick up the tab for the rest of the night. Gunny I read your post about the lighting and color scheme. I see the method to your colorization. Gun range in the basement plenty of room. Free hot pocket with every 30 mins of range time.

- corelz125

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Gun range in the basement plenty of room- Dude you better check with ATF on this for they will be harsher on you more so than a Cricket…

Free hot pocket with every 30 mins of range time. +1

Ps give your manager Pottz some homework to do while he is on vacation…

https://www.keloland.com/news/your-money-matters/the-alliance-opens-with-gun-range-restaurant-bar-and-much-more/

And as for the suggested instructors for a gun range- you are dealing with GUNS

Enjoy your night I am off to play bingo…

- Desert_Woodworker
ATF? what are talking about dw,what gun range,gunny rambles,it wouldn't even be legal to have a gun range in a bar? he was talking about some place in montana!
 
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#1,953 · (Edited by Moderator)
Or, Dodge City?

as in "Give me 3 steps"?

Used to remember a place in Grayling, MI…...Spike's Keg'ofNails…..( Biker Bar…)

Then there was The Red Barn…....wooden floors, covered in peanut shells….One fine evening, we decided to stop in….Standing on the front porch, could hear the music….could FEEL the floor boards shaking clear outside the doors…thought the place was really jumping…looked in a window…only 2 "ladies" were dancing…...Hmmm

Was the kind of place..that you carried a fishing pole, with an ear of corn tied to the end of the line….you cast the corn in the doorway….if'n ya get a bite, cut the line, and head to the next place….some of them could cover 2 bar stools…one per cheek….
 
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#1,954 ·
Working on an idea for storage in my small finishing room. My rule for this room is no modifications to the walls. As in no opening up the sheetrock. So I have plenty of windows and they are all the same size hole. Thinking I can sneak in two inserts in the windows to hold paint supplies. Would require some insulate board behind the inserts but hardly a problem. Does not have to have doors so that simplifies things some. Here is a picture of the space I have in mind.

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#1,955 ·
Gun range in the basement plenty of room- Dude you better check with ATF on this for they will be harsher on you more so than a Cricket…

Free hot pocket with every 30 mins of range time. +1

Ps give your manager Pottz some homework to do while he is on vacation…

https://www.keloland.com/news/your-money-matters/the-alliance-opens-with-gun-range-restaurant-bar-and-much-more/

And as for the suggested instructors for a gun range- you are dealing with GUNS

Enjoy your night I am off to play bingo…

- Desert_Woodworker
Hardly an issue, I have connections. How else do you think I can keep up the stream of women coming in each night. Don't know why you paid them, or for what. They still owe me a few more favors.
 
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#1,956 ·
Come on soldier- are you keeping count? since this post…

- Desert_Woodworker
Was busy painting the next batch of bins for the drawers. Then took apart the old Drill Press cart and had to look into some design modifications to make it work in the finishing room. Ran out of napkins, have to make a run to McD's this week to stock back up.

They get excited when you walk out the door with the entire napkin dispenser….
 
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#1,957 ·
Working on an idea for storage in my small finishing room. My rule for this room is no modifications to the walls. As in no opening up the sheetrock. So I have plenty of windows and they are all the same size hole. Thinking I can sneak in two inserts in the windows to hold paint supplies. Would require some insulate board behind the inserts but hardly a problem. Does not have to have doors so that simplifies things some. Here is a picture of the space I have in mind.

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- woodbutcherbynight
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#1,958 ·
Or, Dodge City?

as in "Give me 3 steps"?

Used to remember a place in Grayling, MI…...Spike s Keg ofNails…..( Biker Bar…)

Then there was The Red Barn…....wooden floors, covered in peanut shells….One fine evening, we decided to stop in….Standing on the front porch, could hear the music….could FEEL the floor boards shaking clear outside the doors…thought the place was really jumping…looked in a window…only 2 "ladies" were dancing…...Hmmm

Was the kind of place..that you carried a fishing pole, with an ear of corn tied to the end of the line….you cast the corn in the doorway….if n ya get a bite, cut the line, and head to the next place….some of them could cover 2 bar stools…one per cheek….

- bandit571
you crack me up buddy,but hey on a cold winters night,it's 1:30 and the bar is almost empty,and your horney as hell,what ya gonna do?....jack in the box taco's that's what-lol.but thats LA!
 
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#1,959 ·
hey you guys are too frickin horney,none of those hot babes is gonna go for any of us,so stop talkin like your some hot stud gettin some action! admit we live a fantasy life,well maybe not gunny,he has his hot ukraine babe.LOL..LOVE YOU GUYS,JUST GET REAL!!!!!
 
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#1,964 ·
Not to many holes how about a drop down shelf from the ceiling either find the joist over head to screw into or go with some toggle bolts? Hilti make some nice toggle bolts with the plastic sleeve that way you don t lose the nut. I have a small lumber rack hanging in the garage made with chicago bar.

- corelz125
Good idea. I don't mind couple of screws at top an d bottom to hold it in, easy to repair later. Just don't want major repairs when I go to sell the place.
 
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#1,965 ·
hey you guys are too frickin horney,none of those hot babes is gonna go for any of us,so stop talkin like your some hot stud gettin some action! admit we live a fantasy life,well maybe not gunny,he has his hot ukraine babe.LOL..LOVE YOU GUYS,JUST GET REAL!!!!!

- pottz
Come visit me when I move back to Nikolaev, Ukraine. I PROMISE you will have a GREAT time!!!
 
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#1,966 ·
it s 1:30 and the bar is almost empty,and your (censored) as hell,what ya gonna do?....jack in the box taco s that s what-lol.but thats LA!

- pottz

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For me, those Jax toco s are a go-to for 60 years.

Pottz from culinary experience those taste buds do things…

- Desert_Woodworker
hey i hate to admit it but when it's late and im drunk jack makes me happy-lol.
 

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#1,969 ·
I told Gunney that I would get 10
it s 1:30 and the bar is almost empty,and your (censored) as hell,what ya gonna do?....jack in the box taco s that s what-lol.but thats LA!

- pottz

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For me, those Jax toco s are a go-to for 60 years.

Pottz from culinary experience those taste buds do things…

- Desert_Woodworker

hey i hate to admit it but when it s late and im drunk jack makes me happy-lol.

- pottz
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For me, those Jax toco s are a go-to for 60 years.

Pottz from culinary experience those taste buds do things…

- Desert_Woodworker


I ll take 3 specials with sour cream on the side. Plus whatever tonight s special is.


- woodbutcherbynight
Corelz left you a bone and I left a Hot Pocket- We'll see if Pottz has anything for you.

But you may not have priority… The Dire Wolf and Beagle "LOVE" Jack in the Box Tocos

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#1,971 ·
hey you guys are too frickin horney,none of those hot babes is gonna go for any of us,so stop talkin like your some hot stud gettin some action! admit we live a fantasy life,well maybe not gunny,he has his hot ukraine babe.LOL..LOVE YOU GUYS,JUST GET REAL!!!!!

- pottz

Come visit me when I move back to Nikolaev, Ukraine. I PROMISE you will have a GREAT time!!!

- woodbutcherbynight
your reallyy goin man…really?you gonna leave the us for a place with an uncertain future buddy?
 
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#1,972 ·
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For me, those Jax toco s are a go-to for 60 years.

Pottz from culinary experience those taste buds do things…

- DesertWoodworker


I ll take 3 specials with sour cream on the side. Plus whatever tonight s special is.


- woodbutcherbynight

Corelz left you a bone and I left a Hot Pocket- We ll see if Pottz has anything for you.

But you may not have priority… The Dire Wolf and Beagle "LOVE" Jack in the Box Tocos

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- DesertWoodworker
hell with the beagle when daddy want's a taco the beagle backs off-NOW!
 

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#1,975 ·
your reallyy goin man…really?you gonna leave the us for a place with an uncertain future buddy?

- pottz

18 months, been planning on it for 10 years. At no time in my life has the future been certain. I take it one day at a time.

- woodbutcherbynight
alright i can respect that,and i wish you happiness.hell maybe i will come and see you.if were ever covid free…..someday i hope!
 
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