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Keep it going for you guys. Let's keep the politics limited this time.

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.

The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Torah scholar," he says. "A Torah scholar? Hmmm," the father says.

"Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man said, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies. "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancée.

The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks: "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answers: "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
 
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Pottz- Are you going to be involved in Saturday night s Boxing day celebration? Gunny is already planning some entertainment… and we know Gunny… we might get something like this…

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not much into boxing getting my face smashed up,but id gladly try some wrestling with the girls ?
 

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If things get slow I ll rile Pottz up and that is good for at least 10 additional posts…

- Desert_Woodworker

Chance favors a prepared mind.

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Chance favors a prepared mind.. meaning that sudden flashes of insight don't just happen, but are the product of preparation.

Pottz was given a clean bar with no food trucks- girls taken care of … here it is an afternoon with no venue. he'll post soon so I don't to to start him up before he begins…

WBN project looking good.

Pottz is here…..

later
 
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man gunny like i said before you got the most colorful shop cabinets ive ever seen.lookin real nice.

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Thanks, they are all painted red for Imperial. Going to be my 1/4×20 drawer. Nuts, bolts, threaded rod, nutzerts, knobs and whatever else I have across 3 other drawers. Should free up space elsewhere so I can consolidate some 7/32 stuff I have. In theory anyway. Friend is bringing me a stash he found in a truck he cleaned out.
 
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Bingo games must end by 3 pm, Unless they pick up the tab for the rest of the night. Gunny I read your post about the lighting and color scheme. I see the method to your colorization. Gun range in the basement plenty of room. Free hot pocket with every 30 mins of range time.
 
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you heard the boss dw,bingo is a nogo buddy.those blue hairs dont but drinks or food,so it doesn't pay the bills.cricket is tough,first of the month she wants the rent money,or start packin.
 
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you heard the boss dw,bingo is a nogo buddy.those blue hairs dont but drinks or food,so it doesn t pay the bills.cricket is tough,first of the month she wants the rent money,or start packin.

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Oh, my friend- bingo is a Moneymaker in a bar with some giddy-up- I thought you were up on bar stuff…

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Well, Pottz the girls, and me from last night are going to play BINGO elsewhere…

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#1,947 ·
you heard the boss dw,bingo is a nogo buddy.those blue hairs dont but drinks or food,so it doesn t pay the bills.cricket is tough,first of the month she wants the rent money,or start packin.

- pottz

Oh, my friend- bingo is a Moneymaker in a bar with some giddy-up- I thought you were up on bar stuff…

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Well, Pottz the girls, and me from last night are going to play BINGO elsewhere…

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YOU WISH YOU OLD FART-LOL!!!
 

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Bingo games must end by 3 pm, Unless they pick up the tab for the rest of the night. Gunny I read your post about the lighting and color scheme. I see the method to your colorization. Gun range in the basement plenty of room. Free hot pocket with every 30 mins of range time.

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Gun range in the basement plenty of room- Dude you better check with ATF on this for they will be harsher on you more so than a Cricket…

Free hot pocket with every 30 mins of range time. +1

Ps give your manager Pottz some homework to do while he is on vacation…

https://www.keloland.com/news/your-money-matters/the-alliance-opens-with-gun-range-restaurant-bar-and-much-more/

And as for the suggested instructors for a gun range- you are dealing with GUNS

Enjoy your night I am off to play bingo…
 
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well im on the patio,no not the virtual one,enjoying a bottle of four roses whiskey,a gift from my salesman.the fire is cookin and the whiskeys kicken.any jocks want too join me come on over.just finished with some paninies made with last nights left over prime rib,with melted pepper jack cheese,paired with some steak fries.it's a good night boys.
 
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If things get slow I ll rile Pottz up and that is good for at least 10 additional posts…

- DesertWoodworker

Chance favors a prepared mind.

- woodbutcherbynight

Come on soldier- are you keeping count? since this post…

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careful boys ive got a hair trigger….........ever see full metal jacket?
 
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