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Keep it going for you guys. Let's keep the politics limited this time.

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.

The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Torah scholar," he says. "A Torah scholar? Hmmm," the father says.

"Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man said, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies. "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancée.

The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks: "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answers: "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
 
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The dire wolf stands guard at the oven when he smells a prime rib cooking. He loves his meat. Lamb is one of his favorites. As soon as I open the package the snout starts going. Some of his line up looks to be from the Ukraine. No closing maybe only for a few hours but we're always open we're better than the post office rain snow sleet we're here. The dire wolf is not snuggily at all. Get down on the floor with him and lay with him that means its time to see whos boss he starts throwing his weight around.
 
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#1,903 ·
The dire wolf stands guard at the oven when he smells a prime rib cooking. He loves his meat. Lamb is one of his favorites. As soon as I open the package the snout starts going. Some of his line up looks to be from the Ukraine. No closing maybe only for a few hours but we re always open we re better than the post office rain snow sleet we re here.

- corelz125
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ive already reopened the bar boss,the guys were out front waiting,we cant dissappoint on xmas.free hot toddies on the patio ,the fire is roaring and i got gunnies ladies back at the last minute.merry christmas jocks.
 
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ive already reopened the bar boss,the guys were out front waiting,we cant dissappoint on xmas.free hot toddies on the patio ,the fire is roaring and i got gunnies ladies back at the last minute.merry christmas jocks.

- pottz
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Yeah but are you going to charge for that smoked prime rib ( feeds 8-10) Honest answer did Mrs. pottz prefer that Hot Pocket gift that I sent over your smoked prime rib? It's getting late as the bar closes keep some of them warm- crowd favorite
 
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#1,908 ·
ive already reopened the bar boss,the guys were out front waiting,we cant dissappoint on xmas.free hot toddies on the patio ,the fire is roaring and i got gunnies ladies back at the last minute.merry christmas jocks.

- pottz

Yeah but are you going to charge for that smoked prime rib ( feeds 8-10) Honest answer did Mrs. pottz prefer that Hot Pocket gift that I sent over your smoked prime rib? It s getting late as the bar closes keep some of them warm- crowd favorite

- Desert_Woodworker
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hot pockets over a slow smoked prime rib,what do think?
 
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ive already reopened the bar boss,the guys were out front waiting,we cant dissappoint on xmas.free hot toddies on the patio ,the fire is roaring and i got gunnies ladies back at the last minute.merry christmas jocks.

- pottz

Yeah but are you going to charge for that smoked prime rib ( feeds 8-10) Honest answer did Mrs. pottz prefer that Hot Pocket gift that I sent over your smoked prime rib? It s getting late as the bar closes keep some of them warm- crowd favorite

- DesertWoodworker

hot pockets over a slow smoked prime rib,what do think?

- pottz
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Dude the fantastic prime rib is gone but those Ukrainian's party on- just have some Hot Pockets for them…
DW is not closing goodnight…

Ps don't run out of refreshments or you'll have problems…
 
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#1,914 ·
ive already reopened the bar boss,the guys were out front waiting,we cant dissappoint on xmas.free hot toddies on the patio ,the fire is roaring and i got gunnies ladies back at the last minute.merry christmas jocks.

- pottz

Yeah but are you going to charge for that smoked prime rib ( feeds 8-10) Honest answer did Mrs. pottz prefer that Hot Pocket gift that I sent over your smoked prime rib? It s getting late as the bar closes keep some of them warm- crowd favorite

- DesertWoodworker

hot pockets over a slow smoked prime rib,what do think?

- pottz

Dude the fantastic prime rib is gone but those Ukrainian s party on- just have some Hot Pockets for them…
DW is not closing goodnight…

Ps don t run out of refreshments or you ll have problems…

- Desert_Woodworker
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ive worked too many 15 hr days,i think corelz is gonna close tonight ?goodnight boss,keys under the mat,oh damn,sorry.
 
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Just got in from the shop. Been busy all day painting boxes, then making some special sized ones, then back to paint, then back to sanding the new boxes when glue was dry. And finally taking apart the previous Drill Press cabinet and looking at what needs to be done to make it fit in finishing room.

I'll take today's special.
 
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Just got in from the shop. Been busy all day painting boxes, then making some special sized ones, then back to paint, then back to sanding the new boxes when glue was dry. And finally taking apart the previous Drill Press cabinet and looking at what needs to be done to make it fit in finishing room.

I ll take today s special.

- woodbutcherbynight
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sorry gunny no food today the restaurant is closed,just some hot toddies and port wine on the patio with good friends and your lady friends.
 
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well guys im gonna sign off for this lonely christmas,gonna go in and snuggle with the beagle….....NO WAIT….i meant the wife of course! damn…you guys know,right…..right!!!
 
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Pottz- out of the holiday spirit no food trucks in the parking lot today…

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Gunny- I left you a few hot pockets last night- paid the girls to clean up this place and since I live alone and the girls didn't have a place to stay… All I can say is that you are one heck of a guy…


Petey- waiting for the trivia question.
 

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Pottz- out of the holiday spirit no food trucks in the parking lot today…

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Gunny- I left you a few hot pockets last night- paid the girls to clean up this place and since I live alone and the girls didn t have a place to stay… All I can say is that you are one heck of a guy…


Petey- waiting for the trivia question.

- Desert_Woodworker
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I try to take care of my buddies.
 

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