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Keep it going for you guys. Let's keep the politics limited this time.

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.

The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Torah scholar," he says. "A Torah scholar? Hmmm," the father says.

"Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man said, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies. "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancée.

The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks: "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answers: "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
 
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Pottz - your Rambo asked me if he and his buddies could do a review at the bar. Since you are so fond of him I gave him the go… Monday 12/21 -
but I didn t sign anything

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- DesertWoodworker

finally you get it!!!!

- pottz

Yay! so I m 2 for 2

- DesertWoodworker
first off you have no authority to do that and rambo would never trust anyone except me or corelz.your probably on his hit list now,id stay low for awhile.as i said this is a bad time to piss him off!!!also you misunderstood,he wanted too know who he could throw out,not review.
 

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- woodbutcherbynight

what the hell is that? or should i ask?

- pottz

a Ukraine after-dinner gift for his loved one…

WBN should I be correct please send my gift to Pottz…

- Desert_Woodworker
wow im impressed i didn't know you knew ukraian etiquette!
 

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well swmbo wants to watch a movie so im out,hey whoever is left lock up,and please dont take all the cash like dw did last night-geez!
 
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Well the women have made the year long series of match play (golf) interesting. Men 15- Lady's 14 with one more match on Christmas eve. If they tie the series we have a tie breaker.

My niece seems to be stable. Congested but otherwise ok. Thanks for caring.

What is that hook thing?
 
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How was it working with the transtint?

- corelz125
Not bad. You mix with DNA and test as you add dye to get the desired color. I wrote down how many drops so if I need more can make more. Not as messy as stain. The DNA evaporated quick. When I put a coat of poly on it the color darkened some. Pleased with results. Should really accent the stained cabinet.
 
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