Bandit any suggestions for dinner- WBN sorry Pottz said no frozen dinners…

As of right now Mining camp buffet…

- Desert_Woodworker

that will pass,better than your frozen dinners and hot pockets.

 

Sarc/tag ON:

We are at the first Cabinet meeting for Joe Biden´s new Presidency.

Everyone is sitting around, looking kind of glum and bored, as they are waiting for Joe´s intravenous amphetimine drip to kick in. But they know there has been some fentanyl added to the mix, so they are ancipating Joe actually appearing to be alive today.

Suddenly Joe jumps up out of his Presidential chair with crazy black eyes blaring.

"Ok, everybody. Thank you for attending. Now! How are we going to heal this Nation?"

No one answers at first. No one feels they have any good ideas, which, of course, is true.

Then one of the female Cabinet members says sheepishly, "We could expand the Tranny Story-Telling Time for Children across the Country? that might help….."

"Mehh," Joe responds, "thats a good idea, I mean, C´mon, we will do that. But people, c´mon, we need something really Healing here!"

"Uhhmm, Sir? How about we commision a movie about George Washington and his patriotic role in the beginning of our Country. We can cast Whoopi Goldberg as Martha Washington. That ought to unite some folks. And George´s sons can all be Latinos, and all his slaves can be Chinese people?"

"Movie! about Who? George who?" Joe asks. "No. No. No. C´mon people - something really really Uniting….. and Healing!"

"We could, Sir, make peace with the Russians? Sign some free-trade deals. Promote it as Global Healing…....."

"What! Are you crazy! Thats not ever gonna happen. Anyone else have an idea?"

"Well, Mr. President, we could try to paint China as our evil enemy; and say we are going to bring jobs back to America?"

"No, John, we cannot do that. My Son is in exile in China, as you know. And anyway, the jobs are perfectly fine over there in China."

Joe yanks the needle out of his wrist and raises his voice, "C´mon People! What am I paying you for!????"

"I know, Mr. President! We can manufacture a crisis in order to start a War!"

Everybody cheers.

"Perfect," exclaims Joe. "Who we gonna go warring on?"

"Oh, I dont know….......How about Iran? Or North Korea…....... Or Uzbekistan…......Or even Turkey…........."

"Right! Great idea Bill. I knew it was a good thing to rehire you as AG. Oh, this is going to be very healing, indeed. So, we War the crap out of all of them. Now, let´s get it done People!"

 

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Not very many people know this.

 

As of right now Mining camp buffet…

- Desert_Woodworker

that will pass,better than your frozen dinners and hot pockets.

- pottz

Are you going to have a guest chef this Saturday?

The place is a mess- You're the general manager you may be busy for awhile…

Those are friends of the dire wolf. He told them about the hot pockets and paw cookies. Better not keep that group waiting long DW.

- corelz125

An old saying- this place has gone to the dogs…

Pottz true for our pets but as for general manager's…

 

And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Not very many people know this.

- corelz125

Captain C125- I protest this "joke" due to you admonishing me on Hip hop Santa's… Regardless, the web is full of Santa filth or slams I ask that other think about Christmas today…

Here is the new 2020 Christmas-

 

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Not very many people know this.

- corelz125

thats hilarious man.

 

As of right now Mining camp buffet…

- DesertWoodworker

that will pass,better than your frozen dinners and hot pockets.

- pottz


Are you going to have a guest chef this Saturday?

The place is a mess- You re the general manager you may be busy for awhile…

Those are friends of the dire wolf. He told them about the hot pockets and paw cookies. Better not keep that group waiting long DW.

- corelz125

An old saying- this place has gone to the dogs…

Pottz true for our pets but as for general manager s…


- DesertWoodworker

that mess was last night after i left you in charge so get it cleaned up.as for guest chef im thinking bandit,he's had some pretty good meals lately,if he's up too it.

when the first beagle left us i said the same thing,luckily my wife knew better.

 

And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Not very many people know this.

- corelz125


Captain C125- I protest this "joke" due to you admonishing me on Hip hop Santa s… Regardless, the web is full of Santa filth or slams I ask that other think about Christmas today…

Here is the new 2020 Christmas-

- Desert_Woodworker

hey corelz bar and grill is a private company and the owner can say what he wants,those "customers" offended can find another bar.so the tree in the bar will have an angel on top.peace.

 

C125-

Adorable Wolves Engage

MY FIRST KISS… with a WOLF!

You need a show for the Christmas party on Saturday

Have Pottz and your Dire wolf try this…

 

- Desert_Woodworker

that mess was last night after i left you in charge so get it cleaned up.as for guest chef im thinking bandit,he s had some pretty good meals lately,if he s up too it.

- pottz

I second Bandit. The place will be clean and I can't wait for your menu…

Remember no frozen meals and hot pockets except for the 4 legged customers…

Paw Cookies are a favorite… But Never!

 

- Desert_Woodworker

hey corelz bar and grill is a private company and the owner can say what he wants,those "customers" offended can find another bar.so the tree in the bar will have an angel on top.peace.

- pottz

Copy:

 

DW that looks like my dog almost the same size to. That's a female though. Cool video. Except with him if I go on the floor with him he thinks it's time to fight now that I'm down on his level.

 

And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Not very many people know this.

- corelz125

 

 

Bandit any suggestions for dinner- WBN sorry Pottz said no frozen dinners…

As of right now Mining camp buffet…

- Desert_Woodworker

Might need something to wash that down with. What's tonight's special?

 

DW that looks like my dog almost the same size to. That s a female though. Cool video. Except with him if I go on the floor with him he thinks it s time to fight now that I m down on his level.

- corelz125

I am learning so much about the breed! Personal question did he ever bite you? Seriously there is nothing better than well-trained animals…

Pottina just brought her pal…

 

Bandit any suggestions for dinner- WBN sorry Pottz said no frozen dinners…

As of right now Mining camp buffet…

- Desert_Woodworker

Might need something to wash that down with. What s tonight s special?

- woodbutcherbynight

IMO Pottz has the COVID- I thought that he was in charge of beverages…

Tonight:

 

I would much prefer…..if not…then maybe a Blonde?

Ice cold, and lots of them…

 

Email went into failure last night. I thought it was LJ alerts. May have been both ;-( Email sems to be back but no way to tact the missing mail theft ;-(( physical or digital ;-)

.our company has had no cases until the last few weeks and now were getting hit.it s real bad here in socal right now i saw on the news this morning los angeles has 0 icu space left.
- pottz

Sorry to hear you are on high alert pottz. Sounds like triage time in LA. I hated that when I was a volunteer fireman. Just trained, never had to decide who to try to save and who to let die ;-(
+2 Petey on the project

+1 Top Max I "love" your commentary my favorite part of the night- These people pay taxes for protection from the society and more $$$ for personal protection and God forbid the cost of $$$ should you shoot one of them…

I call this my Top Max + extra

- DesertWoodworker

Too bad our mayor and city council hate my comments trying to save this neighborhood from their accommodation of the propane bomb. Ontario Technical Standards and Safety Authority identified tank to tank transfer is the most dangerous operation in propane use. Static sparks that cannot be seen or felt can ignite propane. Static ignition of gasoline fumes is very rare. The perpetrator, fire chief and city combined with the violations and prevailing winds have guaranteed any accident next door will be fatal. Maybe give 1% chance for survival. Disgusting I am an out spoken advocate for fire, propane and seismic safety in a city of 85,000.

Top Max for you-

Mossyrock, WA

The town that doesn t believe in COVID:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9052895/Inside-small-Washington-town-defying-lockdown-despite-state-orders.html

- DesertWoodworker

They are paying $9,000 a day to be open now in fines. People are donating to the fine funds.
https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/popular-chehalis-restaurant-opens-indoor-dining-despite-governors-restrictions/2CAR2FY44FA6JGZXL2LUD5W3CQ/
One of our sheriff nephews was in there and photographed with the owner. Someone bought him an apple pie. ;-)

 

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Not very many people know this.

- corelz125

;-))))))))

 

Otherwise, bye-bye

 

I would much prefer…..if not…then maybe a Blonde?

Ice cold, and lots of them…

- bandit571

+1 Pottz may have the COVID but what I see I like…

 

Gotta love the digital dilemma: a few lost emails are starting to show up ;-)) I BCC myself a lot to see it is gets off the server. A few years ago I got a BCC a month or so after I sent it !

 

C125 that is a good one!

Can we give TopMax the Propane Defence Medal of Honor? I don't know anyone more deserving.

Potz I am whishing you and yours well.

Tonight we make a run to the toy store for toys-for-tots.

Stay safe guys.

 

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