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Keep it going for you guys. Let's keep the politics limited this time.

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.

The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Torah scholar," he says. "A Torah scholar? Hmmm," the father says.

"Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man said, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies. "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancée.

The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks: "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answers: "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
 
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dang it s a quiet saturday night,restaurant is full but the bat regulars arn t here.

- pottz
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Was busy in shop. Got 4 drawers done for my cabinet, then applied sanding sealer to both the drawers and the bottoms. Took the top and started edge banding the sides with Formica. Have two sides in clamps now. Get the other two tomorrow in morning. Maybe even get top all done as well. Had to spend some time cleaning up my flush bit. Did a small Formica job recently and failed to clean the bit. OOPS. All good now, ready to go and depth set for tomorrows work.

Plan on getting one more coat of sanding sealer on then some poly. Guessing mid week before I can put it all together. Maybe get it into operation by end of week.
 
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No hipster santa clauses are allowed in here. The dire wolf will take paw cookies, hot pockets, and whatever is in the smoker. Pottz not my fault you ran up all the bills at CC now i m on the hook for them. All I hear is everybody get tested but to get tested you have to wait on a 3 hour line. Then if you do come back positive all they tell you is to quarantine. I rather spend the 3 hours in the shop than on line.

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The dire wolf will take paw cookies, hot pockets, and whatever is in the smoker. Does this mean we can keep the animal food truck? Hot Pockets and dog biscuits will only be available to the pets. They had a screen for the dogs to watch- this was a hit…

Husky talking about his new bed

 
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We have been diminished ;-(( Charley Pride passed away. 1934-2020 Lowering my flag to half-mast.


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yeah very sad he was one of the greats,hell of a voice.frickin covid scored again!
 
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No hipster santa clauses are allowed in here. The dire wolf will take paw cookies, hot pockets, and whatever is in the smoker. Pottz not my fault you ran up all the bills at CC now i m on the hook for them. All I hear is everybody get tested but to get tested you have to wait on a 3 hour line. Then if you do come back positive all they tell you is to quarantine. I rather spend the 3 hours in the shop than on line.

- corelz125

The dire wolf will take paw cookies, hot pockets, and whatever is in the smoker. Does this mean we can keep the animal food truck? Hot Pockets and dog biscuits will only be available to the pets. They had a screen for the dogs to watch- this was a hit…

Husky talking about his new bed


- Desert_Woodworker
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im good with it.
 
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for music maybe we just take requests from whatever anyone wants to share.
listen this one from faith hill not only sounds great but she's smokin hot.
 
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#1,334 · (Edited by Moderator)
No hipster santa clauses are allowed in here. The dire wolf will take paw cookies, hot pockets, and whatever is in the smoker. Pottz not my fault you ran up all the bills at CC now i m on the hook for them. All I hear is everybody get tested but to get tested you have to wait on a 3 hour line. Then if you do come back positive all they tell you is to quarantine. I rather spend the 3 hours in the shop than on line.

- corelz125

The dire wolf will take paw cookies, hot pockets, and whatever is in the smoker. Does this mean we can keep the animal food truck? Hot Pockets and dog biscuits will only be available to the pets. They had a screen for the dogs to watch- this was a hit…

Husky talking about his new bed

- Desert_Woodworker


im good with it.

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#1,344 · (Edited by Moderator)
falling on many deaf ears is the problem. Those retirement center workers in Eastern WA went to a wedding with 300. A month later 2 of them have death toll of 25. If they had a death toll of 2 drunk driving they would both be prosecuted. Why?

If the city here kills a few accommodating propane bombs they will get away with that just like Boeing management did killing 346 and PG&E killing over 100. Why is killing ok if you don't do it driving drunk or shooting?
 
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Two Wolves

A Cherokee legend

An old Cherokee is teaching his grandson about life. "A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy.
"It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. One is evil - he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false-pride, superiority, and ego." He continued, "the other is good, he is - joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith. The same fight is going on inside you, and every other person."

The boy thought about it some, then asked, "which one will win?"

The old man replied, "the one you feed."
 
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Faith Hill +1!

No hipsters +1 but we could use some more Santas.

DW on the vax - yes when it's my turn (should be a long time)

Boys vs. girls today - cancelled. Our friends where heading to PA. Despite testing Neg. their son does not feel good about the visit. So my friends don't get to see their new grandson. Sucks.

Wildwood- I like that legend.

Be safe.
 
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well i dont know if anyone saw the news this morning but the first vaccine is being loaded on fedex planes right now and will be in doctors hands tomorrow.when it's available to me i will definitely take it.

your payin for my couch dw,i left you in charge and thats what happens.
 
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