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Keep it going for you guys. Let's keep the politics limited this time.

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.

The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Torah scholar," he says. "A Torah scholar? Hmmm," the father says.

"Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man said, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies. "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancée.

The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks: "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answers: "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
 
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I got the freaking Blum undermounts to be very close to perfect. The left side (slides) had to be pushed back in order to the the draw fronts flush with the cab. I don t think that is how it should work, but I could not figure any other way. When I do the drawer fronts I know I will face more adjustments.

- Peteybadboy
Be sure your cabinet is square and also sitting on a level surface.
You could have square parts assembled with a twist if you aren't careful.

A drawer not sitting perfect on the guides is a symptom of a bigger problem.

I keep a small-ish (30"x60"x20") assembly table as level and as true as I possibly can get it and it helps tremendously to avoid such issues as you are seeing.

Square and true boxes make for a happy life. (And a happy wife)
 
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My wife was sick with something flu-like some days ago; I tried to stay away from her but no use, I got it too. So did my son. She just got back from getting her testing results. Positive! So we all got the Rona. She is over it already, says she cant smell anything. I was down for two days, with a weird heavy-hitting fever, and a headache. Feeling better now. Nose is running a little, but otherwise getting stronger. Normally, with the flu, you dont really want to eat so much, but with this I was just ravenous the entire time, but nothing really sounded "appetizing."

Now we quarantine for 10days.

All good.

- wildwoodbybrianjohns
Sorry you got it, but at least it is relatively benign like mine.
 
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sadly no eating at restaurants here inside or out,but that may change a judge has ruled that the state had no legal right to close down an entire industry without any scientific proof eating outdoors at a restaurants increases the pandemic.it's gonna be too late for many though that have already gone broke.
 
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sadly no eating at restaurants here inside or out,but that may change a judge has ruled that the state had no legal right to close down an entire industry without any scientific proof eating outdoors at a restaurants increases the pandemic.it s gonna be too late for many though that have already gone broke.

- pottz
Indoor dining in NYC to shut down again Monday amid COVID resurgence: Cuomo
https://www.nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-covid-nyc-cuomo-indoor-dining-ban-20201211-dfylutx7qzhbva26kz4wytrqky-story.html

Yet in the East valley (PHX) open dining and patio with the numbers rising… Go figure- Tonight there is a food wagon festival- Outdoors tables spaced
https://www.nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-covid-nyc-cuomo-indoor-dining-ban-20201211-dfylutx7qzhbva26kz4wytrqky-story.html

Lots of good pictures…
 
#1,309 ·
Your the general manager Pottz, grill master, and part time bartender

- corelz125

Pottz-
Well, are going to ???? Patio, the private room, menu are you shutting down?

- Desert_Woodworker
were fully open indoors and out no masks needed here.so i believe you were taking charge of tonights menu? you do remember i hope,were sold out again dw.hot pockets are gone and the food trucks got pissed and left due to parking fee's so your it buddy.
 
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#1,310 ·
Pottz- I had this grill installed on the patio- for various guest chefs that you want to run the menu- tonight Fire Pit Honky Tonk Food-
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Since I haven't been paid for the pit we have no beverages so people will have to add their own.

Dire wolf gave me permission for a Dog food truck- on the north end…

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pit looks good but as far as payment since you didn't get approval we'll have to see about reimbursement,were on a tight budget here.looks used i hope you didn't pay a lot.
 
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pit looks good but as far as payment since you didn t get approval we ll have to see about reimbursement,were on a tight budget here.looks used i hope you didn t pay a lot.

- pottz
but we have videos that could change your mind on paying-and these are the mild ones…


Sad the dog wants a Hot Pocket or a Paw cookie from the food truck…
 
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not gonna work dw i have a heart of ice thats why corelz made manager,

so we have no applicants for music meister yet ?

- pottz

lets get started-


Are you preparing for a Santa this year?

- Desert_Woodworker
i draw the line on costumes. maybe topo could pull it off.
 
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not gonna work dw i have a heart of ice thats why corelz made manager,

so we have no applicants for music meister yet ?

- pottz

lets get started-


Are you preparing for a Santa this year?

- Desert_Woodworker

i draw the line on costumes. maybe topo could pull it off.

- pottz
Big responsibility for there is a demand for general neutral Santa's

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they claim 28% want a gender neutral santa…. What say you…
 

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not gonna work dw i have a heart of ice thats why corelz made manager,

so we have no applicants for music meister yet ?

- pottz

lets get started-


Are you preparing for a Santa this year?

- DesertWoodworker

i draw the line on costumes. maybe topo could pull it off.

- pottz

Big responsibility for there is a demand for general neutral Santa s

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they claim 28% want a gender neutral santa…. What say you…

- DesertWoodworker
sorry im a traditionalist,it's santa and mrs claus period.
 

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No hipster santa clauses are allowed in here. The dire wolf will take paw cookies, hot pockets, and whatever is in the smoker. Pottz not my fault you ran up all the bills at CC now i'm on the hook for them. All I hear is everybody get tested but to get tested you have to wait on a 3 hour line. Then if you do come back positive all they tell you is to quarantine. I rather spend the 3 hours in the shop than on line.
 
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No hipster santa clauses are allowed in here. The dire wolf will take paw cookies, hot pockets, and whatever is in the smoker. Pottz not my fault you ran up all the bills at CC now i m on the hook for them. All I hear is everybody get tested but to get tested you have to wait on a 3 hour line. Then if you do come back positive all they tell you is to quarantine. I rather spend the 3 hours in the shop than on line.

- corelz125
i agree screw the testing if your not sick dont worry about it,and as you say if you test positive they just send you home and say quarantine for 10 days.
 
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