Here the tie off stuff really got strict the last 15 year s we had a little leeway but now there s no breaks for anyone. It s the law have to keep the bathroom signs up . nothing we can do about it. Hot pockets are for the crowd before 2pm until the smoke meister gets going

- corelz125

Who ordered in McDonald s? Driver is here to drop it off.

Seriously?? McDonald s??

- woodbutcherbynight

i think thats dw s breakfast.

- pottz

Only for your own protection…

 

Petey after golf reading- "UK issues allergy warning about Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine after patients fall ill"

https://nypost.com/2020/12/09/uk-issues-warning-about-pfizers-covid-19-vaccine/

 

I have been saying these vaccines are not safe, and are not effective in the way most people assume they should be. Ya all should do your own research to find out what they are and what is in them, best you can, before you let them stick it in you.

From the FDA:

Notice how one of the adverse effects might be Kawasaki disease. A disease that has been linked to vaccines before. Back in April or May we had this media story in Europe about how Covid19 causes Kawasaki disease in children, which was a total lie that was used to scare people intentionally.!

And in case you didnt know, transverse myelitis pretty much Polio.

Yes, please, I would like some meningitis with my venous thromboembolism. Thank you.

 

I go away for two weeks and you guys burn the house down.
I can't leave you kids alone for even a second!

It took me a while to figure out where you all went.
I din't see what happened over there. But there were a bunch of wadded up panties on the floor apparently.

Whew!

How is everyone?

 

if your referring to the old corona crazy,well it got too crazy for cricket so we lost the lease,luckily corelz opened this bar and grill so we have a place to hang out again.

 

DS I am glad that you found us- we do have a new restriction…

and our restroom has been modified

but out by the food trucks we still have

 

Welcome back DS. Racing to get a vaccine isn't something that should be rushed. Politics and share holders shouldn't dictate a vaccine but that's just the way it is.

 

A young cowboy from Montana goes off to college. Halfway through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money, he begins thinking about his dire situation. He hatches a plan. He calls home.

"Dad," he says to his father, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in University that will teach our dog, Ole' Blue how to talk!"

"That's amazing!" his Dad says. "How do I get Ole' Blue in that program?"

"Just send him down here with $1,000," the son says "and I'll get him in the course."

So, his father sends the dog and $1,000.

About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.

So how's Ole' Blue doing son?" his father asks.

"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this, they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!"

Read!?" says his father, taken aback. "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?"

"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class."

The money promptly arrives. But the young lad has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he ponders his problem, again and again, he comes up with a plan. He finds the dog a new home and gives him away to a loving family. When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.

"Where's Ole' Blue? I just can't wait to talk to him!"

"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ole' Blue was in the living room, kicking back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, as he usually does. Then Ole' Blue turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messing around with that little redhead who lives down the street?'"

The father went white, then red, then exclaimed, "I hope you shot that lying dog before he talks that trash to your Mother!"

"I sure did, Dad!"

"That's my

 

This one had me laughing out loud.

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her
doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married this week-end and
my fiancée thinks I'm a virgin, is there anything you can do
to help me?"
The doctor says,
"Medically, no, but here's something you can try…
On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed,
take an elastic band and slide it up your upper thigh.
When your husband enters you for the first time, snap the
elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."
The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be
will fall for it.
They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the
honeymoon suite.
The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the
elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into
bed with her man.
Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips it in",
she snaps the elastic band, and the hubby screams…
"What the heck was that!!?"
The wife explains,
"Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping".
The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!!"

 

C125 something to consider- you posted 2 jokes an hour ago the same time as the hot pocket ban started you may want to lift the ban to get the customers back. The place is empty- I don't see any smoke coming from Pottz's side and he hasn't posted his menu yet…

 

Food truck to get started

Run by a big bearded guy from Australia.

• then we'll go to the patio this evening*

They said the old guy with the Beagle was a good tipper …

 

C125 now it has been 3 hours- Dude they want their Hot Pockets…

 

On my way in a little bit….picking up a Supper order from Bob Evans…..

BRB….

Box has a coat of stain drying…

Stuff is stinking up the shop…..

 

Bob Evans good stuff - their roast turkey meal is very good and they do a fantastic of the boxing to go order.

 

So I guess we are ordering Taco Bell tonight???

 

So I guess we are ordering Taco Bell tonight???

- woodbutcherbynight

The" Pink Taco" truck just arrived and no smoke coming from Pottz…
We are open!

 

This one had me laughing out loud.

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her
doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married this week-end and
my fiancée thinks I'm a virgin, is there anything you can do
to help me?"
The doctor says,
"Medically, no, but here's something you can try…
On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed,
take an elastic band and slide it up your upper thigh.
When your husband enters you for the first time, snap the
elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."
The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be
will fall for it.
They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the
honeymoon suite.
The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the
elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into
bed with her man.
Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips it in",
she snaps the elastic band, and the hubby screams…
"What the heck was that!!?"
The wife explains,
"Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping".
The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!!"

- corelz125

i hear ya man that was hilarious bud.

 

well i guess you impatient ones can join dw at the taco truck,too bad you wont be getting any of my brisket thats been slow smoking for 16 hours paired with some slow cooked rich baked beans and roasted corn drenched in cilantro and garlic butter,but im sure that food truck with the c rating is good.i heat they clean the flat top at least once a week.bon appetit boys.if you need me corelz and i will be in the private dining room,where he keeps all the top shelf bourbans and fine wines.didn't know about that did ya-lol.

 

well i guess you impatient ones can join dw at the taco truck,too bad you wont be getting any of my brisket thats been slow smoking for 16 hours paired with some slow cooked rich baked beans and roasted corn drenched in cilantro and garlic butter,but im sure that food truck with the c rating is good.i heat they clean the flat top at least once a week.bon appetit boys.if you need me corelz and i will be in the private dining room,where he keeps all the top shelf bourbans and fine wines.didn t know about that did ya-lol.

- pottz

Sounds good but we are doing Beagling over by the patio any of those yours?

Beagling -
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beagling

 

sorry dw i dont have a herd of em to do much beagling,and not many wild rabbits here in the city.we do have skunks,squirrels,possums,raccoons and coyotes though but im afraid if the beagle tangled with one of those it would be a big vet bill.but lets keep the beagles out of the dining area dw,trust me not a good idea.

 

All set for the Fox Hunt?

"Tally Ho!"

 

All set for the Fox Hunt?

"Tally Ho!"

- bandit571

actually beagles arn't really used to hunt fox,mostly rabbits and hares.

 

All set for the Fox Hunt?

"Tally Ho!"

- bandit571

+1 But those Beagles that we are training are hunting for Hot Pockets…

Pottz I thought that you and C125 were supposed to be in the "private room" you sure got through dinner pretty quick.

Any thoughts on having a Geisha night?

Habachi on the patio-

 

we are but any good business man stays in constant contact with whats going on.now hibachi yes geisha no,too damn weird for me,too much makeup and clothes! now dont bother us were having some fine port wine to end the the meal !