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Keep it going for you guys. Let's keep the politics limited this time.

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.

The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Torah scholar," he says. "A Torah scholar? Hmmm," the father says.

"Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man said, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies. "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancée.

The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks: "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answers: "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
 
#879 ·
Two blonde gals went together to play the slot machines at the casino.

Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go to the front of the casino and sit on the bench to wait for the other.

Trixie quickly lost all her money and went to sit on the bench. She waited and waited.

After what seemed an eternity, she finally saw Patty coming toward her, carrying this huge sack of coins.

"Hey, Trixie," said Patty, "how'd you do?""Not very good," came the reply. "I've been waiting here for hours."

Patty said: "You should have been with me did I ever find a good machine! It's way in the back. Come! I'll show it to you . . . you can't lose! Ever time you put a dollar in,

you win four quarters!"

- corelz125
you still got it bud.
 
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#880 ·
This SPAM from earlier should go great with C125 s nightly jokes…
http://www.callgirlsindehradun.in/

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Tonight s Menu- 12 best strip club dining places…
https://www.businessinsider.com/best-strip-clubs-food-2011-10#sizzle-lounge-and-grill-san-francisco-ca-9

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and being an open bar…
All American Male Revue at the Promenade: New York, NY

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Though the plastic fork presentation leaves something to be desired, this all-male strip show doles out high-protein, low-carb meals that even the dancers come back for, such as the grilled chicken with roasted peppers.

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- Desert_Woodworker
wow hold on dw,this isn't "that" kind of bar buddy.i dont think corelz has sausage on the menu!!!!
 

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#888 ·
I'll take the koala over a squirrel. A squirrel in the house with the dire wolf would be a bad situation. DW I'm not sure what that wolf is might be a tranny. WB how much do you have to spend before they give you a jacket?
 
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I m only the food meister - as for approval on the theme… may I suggest something like…

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As the flow in society is that image Male, Female or …

- Desert_Woodworker
easy dw this bar's not in hollywood,many of us have weapons so lets be careful who gets in.apparently the dire wolf let this one slip by.
 

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TopMax,

For our golf courses we have some pretty large pumps, Two pumps from a well drilled down 600 feet, hung the pump to 300 ft that is brackish water (full of salt), That gets pumped into a pond then the big pumps push it out to the courses . The other course gets effluent which is real good for grass, the effluent is mixed in a pond w under ground water. Two large pumps push it out on the courses. So we have excellent pressure.
 
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Trying to be more like woodbutcherbynight and get myself organized. Got the cabinet and new wing installed over the weekend
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A couple organizers for spare GRR-Ripper, muffs, an abundance of throat plates, and my setup blocks
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Blade holder that turned out terrible. When you remove your fence you have to realign it…DUH…slapped a 12" speed square on and was like "hey thats not too bad"...then completely skipped the step of getting out the dial indicator. Oh well its serviceable for now. The space left in this drawer will be for an 80/20 extrusion I want to get for my incra miter guage.
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And finally redesigned my fence tray. I have another push stick floating around the shop somewhere. Left an open space for any time I have a setup block or angle finder out.
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Next up is a holder for my dado stack in the top shallow drawer and I have all the materials for a small parts sled that should fit inside the bottom drawer. Its a lot of tedious work but man do I love having all the things I need for the table saw at the saw.
 

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TopMax,

For our golf courses we have some pretty large pumps, Two pumps from a well drilled down 600 feet, hung the pump to 300 ft that is brackish water (full of salt), That gets pumped into a pond then the big pumps push it out to the courses . The other course gets effluent which is real good for grass, the effluent is mixed in a pond w under ground water. Two large pumps push it out on the courses. So we have excellent pressure.

- Peteybadboy
I feel better already ;-)) I wonder if they do that here? We still millions of acres of lawn using potable water ;-((

Time for breakfast. Where is the hot pockets menu? I don't drink coffee, so I'll have a double shot with a water back.
 
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Help our servicemen ration your Hot Pockets

Hot Pockets in short supply at commissaries because of coronavirus

"A snacking staple in many U.S. military barracks could be in short supply into next year as Hot Pockets fall victim to coronavirus supply chain issues.

Limited quantities will be available, but will be strictly controlled"

May I suggest an alternative…

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or this- one of the Duck's favorite…

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