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#1 · (Edited by Moderator)
Keep it going for you guys. Let's keep the politics limited this time.

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.

The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Torah scholar," he says. "A Torah scholar? Hmmm," the father says.

"Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man said, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies. "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancée.

The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks: "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answers: "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
 
#729 ·
Best liquor drips out of a tube not poured out of a bottle ;-)

- TopamaxSurvivor

what are you talkin about bob,maple syrup?

- pottz
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Corn. The juice running out from under silage will get a cow drunk. Proper processing greatly improves it ;-)

A guy I knew from a job 45 years ago lost his house in a fire. He said it was burning pretty good until the floor collapsed and fire got into the basement. He said the place exploded!
 
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#730 ·
Best liquor drips out of a tube not poured out of a bottle ;-)

- TopamaxSurvivor

what are you talkin about bob,maple syrup?

- pottz

We have a breakfast menu????

- woodbutcherbynight
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corelz wants to expand i guess.

wife wants to watch (grumpy old men) so socal out jocks.ill see where this breakfast idea goes tomorrow.lol.
 
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#731 ·
Best liquor drips out of a tube not poured out of a bottle ;-)

- TopamaxSurvivor

what are you talkin about bob,maple syrup?

- pottz

We have a breakfast menu????

- woodbutcherbynight
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Probably shouldn't drink on an empty stomach, eh? Why wait until after lunch?
 
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#733 · (Edited by Moderator)
Someone gave me a bottle of this for christmas a few years back. I had had a snort or two from the bottle from time to time, dont really "drink" all that much. One day, I notice the bottle is very nearly empty and am puzzled as to how it got that way. Wifey doesnt drink at all, ever, so it was either the dog, or my Son??? Hmmm? Turned out, my Son had been filling up a water bottle with my stash, going to town with his friends, and having a party. A couple times, far as I can recon.

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Nice job on the turning. Haha if we're open 24/7 I guess we need a breakfast menu to. Good ones Bob. He couldn't take the cheap stuff Brian went right for the top shelf stuff. The worst part the kids probably didn't even enjoy it. Most likely mixed it with a lot of soda.
 
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#736 · (Edited by Moderator)
Corlez good one.

DW-excellent paring advice! My drinks of choice Vodka, JWB scotch. I also started a "wine club" at the golf course.

The woman do a "birdie shot" with Fireball (small shot) and a few have tee shirts with WTF on the front and Where's The Fireball on the back.

WB nice work once again.

The Blum undermount sliders are here, got to figure those out and start building drawer boxes.

TopMax that is a good one.

Girls beat the men yesterday the year long set of matches is now Men 14-Girls-13 They have won 3 in a row.

I would eat a hot pocket. A Silver Oak Cab (Napa of course) at lease 6 years old would be nice. As always Vodka martini shaken not stirred works too.

A cold front is hitting us, It will be 40 deg on Wednesday. Wind chill will make golf in the AM not possible.
 
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#740 ·
DW,

Those would be excellent for when I'm running late to my tee time.

My bar is open. Sitting outside, and it is cooling down as the front rolled through at about 11am. Got my dawg at my feet and a jwb on the end table.

Can any of you tell me why BLO won't dry? Perhaps it is old?

BTW Sunday an Eagle flew off with my friends golf ball as it landed on the green. I missed it by several people saw it. Wednesday is shaping up to be our winter.

Relaxing out side.

Hope its good by you
 
#741 ·
Petey- I will post at taste test soon on the Breakfast pockets. As for "BLO" I assume that you are referring to boiled linseed oil? I saw that it is possible due to age. Just to make sure on "BLO"

Acronym Definition
BLO Below
BLO Blower
BLO Bayerische Landesbibliothek Online (German: Bararian Regional Library Online)
BLO Boston Lyric Opera
BLO Booth Level Officer (elections; India)
BLO Branch on Lower
BLO Barbie Liberation Organization
BLO Bartonella-Like Organism (pathogen)
BLO Boiled Linseed Oil (finishing oil applied to wood and metal)
BLO Bacteria-Like Organism
BLO Back Loop Only (crochet instructions)
BLO Beni-Lubero Online (political blog)
BLO Border Liaison Office
BLO Binary Large Object
BLO Bike Like Object
BLO Bureau Line Office (Luxembourg; business furniture and equipment)
BLO Base Level Operations
BLO Better Life Option
BLO Below the Line Observatory (France; marketing company)
BLO Butt Line Zero
BLO Bounded Linear Operator
BLO Behzad Law Office (Doha, Qatar)

BLO Bacon, Lettuce, and Onion Sandwich

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is that todays special dw and can i get it with fries.

- pottz

It is your turn to name the meal combo…

- Desert_Woodworker
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not sure what the level of food this bar is going for with all the hot pocket suggestions?
 
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If the dire wolf approves its on the menu. Bad news there s not much he disapproves of.

- corelz125
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i didn't know this was a dive bar,ill call guy fieri and get triple g over here.so in that case dw it's gonna be a big order of deluxe nachos and margaritas. ;-)
 
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