WBN…Sounds like you're moving East…Way East….I have absolutely no idea what a "borg" is, but I'll be looking it up after I finish this.

Big smile for all of ya!

- RCCinNC

BORG = Big Orange Retail Giant, more commonly known as Home Depot.

As far as EAST, yes 6000 miles away. It is where my wife is from. Met her in Nikoleav, Ukraine in 2009. That is also perfect distance between my ex and I.

 

A man can do this standing up

A woman can do this sitting down..

A dog will do this on 3 legs…

The answer is?

- bandit571

Eat turkey ;-)

- TopamaxSurvivor

happy T-G bob.

 

 

Got some work done today. Two more trays for this drawer. Have a insert and a tray to assemble tomorrow. And a box for concrete bits that needs 2 more coats of finish.

 

RCCinNC, Yup, I made it. I'm always lurking out there somewhere ;-)

WB, The guy with the propane bomb is from Ukraine. Maybe the code could be translated for him?

Back to the Macy's Parade. The Temptations were on singing My Girl. Dolly Parton made it too. Doubt if they will top that in the next 15 minutes unless Willie is in the Grand Fanale. Too bad Patsy Cline and Jim
Reeves both died in plane crashes. I thought that was the end of country music ;-(

 

From the cartoon was that a "turkey" or "Duck"?

- TopamaxSurvivor

 

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From the cartoon was that a "turkey" or "Duck"?

- TopamaxSurvivor

- Desert_Woodworker

Probably a turkey. Duck is too tough and dry.

 

Since the Beagle hasn't been bantering with the Duck - and the above cartoon- Maybe it is about "Woodstock"!

 

OMG, it has been only a few minutes…

 

I have absolutely no idea what a "borg" is, but I'll be looking it up after I finish this.

- RCCinNC

BORG = Big Orange Retail Giant, more commonly known as Home Depot.

As far as EAST, yes 6000 miles away. It is where my wife is from. Met her in Nikoleav, Ukraine in 2009. That is also perfect distance between my ex and I.

- woodbutcherbynight

I learned what a BORG is and smiles to the distance comment…

 

From the cartoon was that a "turkey" or "Duck"?

- TopamaxSurvivor

- Desert_Woodworker

easy dw we dont use the word "cooked duck" might offend some of our feathered friends ?

 

I have absolutely no idea what a "borg" is, but I'll be looking it up after I finish this.

- RCCinNC

BORG = Big Orange Retail Giant, more commonly known as Home Depot.

As far as EAST, yes 6000 miles away. It is where my wife is from. Met her in Nikoleav, Ukraine in 2009. That is also perfect distance between my ex and I.

- woodbutcherbynight

I learned what a BORG is and smiles to the distance comment…


- Desert_Woodworker

i dont like borgs, i prefer the color blue myself.

 

i agree buy quality it's a lot cheaper in the long run.the contractors i sell too have a hard time understanding that. long run.

- pottz

From the mouth of babes… and you dare to question why I buy Fe$tool instead of Bos¢h!

 

*Pottz- any comment on Woodstock is she your new bird? I ask due to: "easy dw we dont use the word "cooked duck" might offend some of our feathered friends."

 

i agree buy quality it s a lot cheaper in the long run.the contractors i sell too have a hard time understanding that. long run.

- pottz

From the mouth of babes… and you dare to question why I buy Fe$tool instead of Bos¢h!

- LittleBlackDuck

Duck it was Top Max who posted that "bird" roasting… and if I am not mistaken he was using propane…

 

Happy Thanksgiving to all…

 

Happy T giving to all of you. Gotta run. My wife said she might get some lingerie for my iPad, because perhaps Id rather see it on my "device" more than on her. Even I'm not that dense. Message Received.
Someone wake Bandit and drive him home later OK?

Peace Jocks.

 

i agree buy quality it s a lot cheaper in the long run.the contractors i sell too have a hard time understanding that. long run.

- pottz

From the mouth of babes… and you dare to question why I buy Fe$tool instead of Bos¢h!

- LittleBlackDuck

Welcome back

 

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn t get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
Doesn t matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.
The pharmacist fainted.

- TopamaxSurvivor

Am I at the right Bar C125? my vampire joke was in the "limits"- OK the "bar" didn't respond- The above Post (joke?) Not in my book… it is your forum.

 

Welcome back
- woodbutcherbynight

Just visiting… saw your light on… don't eat much… but will hang around for a cask or two of vino and then move on!

Couldn't resist dig at that cheapskate pottzy and his pissant Bos¢h…

Back to looting and pilaging…

 

Thats a good one .Bob LBD they sank your Knarr ship?

 

All jokes are welcome here DW.

 

i agree buy quality it s a lot cheaper in the long run.the contractors i sell too have a hard time understanding that. long run.

- pottz

From the mouth of babes… and you dare to question why I buy Fe$tool instead of Bos¢h!

- LittleBlackDuck

WOW DUCKIE YOUVE RETURNED MY FRIEND!!!! hey let me settle down and get my breath.so how you liken the new digs,or bar and grill as we calll it.man you have been missed buddy,so welcome home.hope you like it since the move?

 

*Pottz- any comment on Woodstock is she your new bird? I ask due to: "easy dw we dont use the word "cooked duck" might offend some of our feathered friends."

- Desert_Woodworker

true mine as much as she loves the grape,the beagle is much needed.

 

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn t get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
Doesn t matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.
The pharmacist fainted.

- TopamaxSurvivor

good one bud,thats a corelz quality joke!!