[corelz125]

An art teacher, a math teacher, and a science teacher are all arguing over which one of them is the smartest.

The art teacher shows the others a giant clay sculpture of a dog he made. "This thing took me nearly a month to make." He said. "Clearly this proves that I'm the smartest."

The math teacher just laughs at him. "That's nothing" she says. She then pulls out a huge 1'000 question math test which she took, and the score shows that she got them all right. "It took me two months to do this, and I got them all right on the first try!!"

"Oh you make me laugh" the science teacher says. He then pulls out a robot that he built which can do laundry, walk the dog, and shoot lasers out of its eyes. "Took me three months to build this beauty, watch and weep…"

Then the gym teacher comes laughing at all three of them. "You're all idiots" He says. "Clearly I'm the smartest of you guys."

"Oh yeah? Why's that?" The science teacher says.

"Because I didn't have to do any of that, and I still get paid the same as you!"

 

[corelz125]

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.' Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun,the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'

Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender, 'Would you like a drink?' 'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,'said the puzzled nun.

'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?

 

[CWWoodworking]

Mark Dice interviewing people (women) on the street,

Is it a left-handed screwdriver, or right?

- wildwoodbybrianjohns

That video is terrible.

 

[bandit571]

Savory Peanut Seafood PHO for Supper, tonight..

 

[289231]

Looking forward to seeing what type of pizza is popular here- Corelz talked about cauliflower crust pizza on Sunday…

- Desert_Woodworker

Wife and daughter both gluten intolerant. First GF pizza years ago made one look to see if cardboard was the crust. They liked it. Their first pizza in 10 or 12 years. GF stuff has gotten a lot better, but the original crust is my choice. When and if we order in we get both crusts, I don't want theirs and they don't want mine. yes a lot of the pizza places have GF now. some better than others.

 

[Peteybadboy]

DW thanks for the links.

My dads service could be march 13th. (not sure what the rules are in NJ for church services) Murphy is a putz. I better get cracking on this. A due date might be good for me right now.

I sanded and refinished the last of 3 end tables w Rubio Mono coat.

Pottz the finish is all ready gelling in the can. So shelf life not very long once opened. I might try filling the can w glass beads to get the air out.

Brian …The fish pond. Koi reproduce like crazy (if I remember) there has got to be a ton of them out there. Might be a fish farm that would sell direct?

 

[wildwoodbybrianjohns]

I dont know, DW, you tell me?

I am the guy center bottom, crewcut, facing stage. CBGB´s/ Agnostic Front show. Before the array of headscars I have now.

This was called the "Helicopter.">>>>>>>>>>

RThis was called "Walking on Heads.">>>>>>

Sick Of It All, killing it.

Henry Rollins, Black Flag.

And the best was the CBGB´s WALL OF DEATH. Where you might well end up buried under 40 people.

 

[pottz]

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.' Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun,the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'

Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender, 'Would you like a drink?' 'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,'said the puzzled nun.

'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?

- corelz125

ok the first a 5 this one ill give a 10

 

[pottz]

Mark Dice interviewing people (women) on the street,

Is it a left-handed screwdriver, or right?

- wildwoodbybrianjohns

That video is terrible.

- CWWoodworking

+1 the only tool in that video was mark dice !

 

[pottz]

DW thanks for the links.

My dads service could be march 13th. (not sure what the rules are in NJ for church services) Murphy is a putz. I better get cracking on this. A due date might be good for me right now.

I sanded and refinished the last of 3 end tables w Rubio Mono coat.

Pottz the finish is all ready gelling in the can. So shelf life not very long once opened. I might try filling the can w glass beads to get the air out.

Brian …The fish pond. Koi reproduce like crazy (if I remember) there has got to be a ton of them out there. Might be a fish farm that would sell direct?

- Peteybadboy

yeah ive given up on the rubio idea,too many negatives for me.hey what about bloxygen,you use that ?

 

[CWWoodworking]

flat bread with chicken, marinated artichoke, red onion, and white sauce. Pretty tasty

Pottz, or anyone, you ever use your track saw to cut miters?

I'm thinking the next time my sliding miter saw goes out, I'll replace it with track saw. For some reason I burn up miter saws like tires. I'm on my 3rd. Only thing that concerns me is cutting something like a base molding.

 

[pottz]

flat bread with chicken, marinated artichoke, red onion, and white sauce. Pretty tasty

Pottz, or anyone, you ever use your track saw to cut miters?

I'm thinking the next time my sliding miter saw goes out, I'll replace it with track saw. For some reason I burn up miter saws like tires. I'm on my 3rd. Only thing that concerns me is cutting something like a base molding.

- CWWoodworking

no ive only used mine for sheet goods.

 

[TopamaxSurvivor]

9 tons = 1 guy.

90 tons = 10 guys.

Simple Maffs.

Lol.

- wildwoodbybrianjohns

I've seen the Lazy B use Simple Maff too many times. When they have a job that requires 100,000 man-hours in a 400 foot square area, they crowd in 2500 guys for a week. Nobody can move. That is after spending 3 years planning ;-))

 

[TopamaxSurvivor]

Topamax I would be more that happy to buy you a drink! Maybe you can figure out our lighting in the Clubhouse oak room. I call it the Holiday Inn break out room it is so bright. Electricians put in LEDs that can t dim. (or dim enough)

- Peteybadboy

WE may have to get drunk a couple times if figure out the dimming. The old days of putting in a dimmer of high enough wattage to handle the load are long gone. Each tricky gadget that makes light today needs a special dimmer if they are dimmable.

 

[woodbutcherbynight]

Just got in, early night as I only had finishing work, and some planning to do for a drawer insert in bathroom. Having been a Harry's club member for a few years I took stock of my inventory I keep throwing in the drawer. 224 blades, 28 packs of 8 each. Needless to say I changed my order to once a year for awhile. So an organizer is in order. Have to go tomorrow and get some 3/4 oak I can slice down on the bandsaw and make the dividers. Plan to match other things in the bathroom. As I used oak and dark stain, oak and dark stain it is. LOL

 

[corelz125]

How are those razors Gunny?

 

[woodbutcherbynight]

How are those razors Gunny?

- corelz125

Excellent, last a long time. About $1 a blade.

 

[TopamaxSurvivor]

How are those razors Gunny?

- corelz125

Excellent, last a long time. About $1 a blade.

- woodbutcherbynight

I gave up on Gillette when I discovered Harry's. Shaves last twice as long ;-)

 

[bandit571]

Ve haft other vays, to cut Mitres…

flat bread with chicken, marinated artichoke, red onion, and white sauce. Pretty tasty

Pottz, or anyone, you ever use your track saw to cut miters?

I'm thinking the next time my sliding miter saw goes out, I'll replace it with track saw. For some reason I burn up miter saws like tires. I'm on my 3rd. Only thing that concerns me is cutting something like a base molding.

- CWWoodworking

 

[TopamaxSurvivor]

Ve haft other vays, to cut Mitres…

- bandit571

R U Norwegian?