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Keep it going for you guys. Let's keep the politics limited this time.

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.

The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Torah scholar," he says. "A Torah scholar? Hmmm," the father says.

"Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man said, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies. "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancée.

The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks: "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answers: "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
 
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You are joking, right? Right? Not that you like the smell, we all like fresh air smell. But about the BANNED part?
On carbon,

Why have most communities banded clothes lines? My mom hung everything out side. I still put my tee shirts out side (on bar stools) because I like they way they smell from the fresh air. But you can t have a clothes line.

- Peteybadboy
 
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That's a lot to deal with Mike. Glad you shared. At least there is some progress going on. Looks like it's gonna be a nice space to work in. Petey nobody has time to hang clothes on a line anymore. Just one more modern convenience. I'm sure most kids today have no idea what a clothes pin is.
 
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Hello Moke, I have been seeing on LJ for some time now. Sorry about the elbow. There is a lot of readying to keep up with this crew.

Brian I am not kidding, these "deeded" communities here in Fla. restrict a lot of things. Clothes lines is one of them. People don't like to look of clothes lines. Out door storage is another. I have a cabinet I build out back but I keep the hurricane shutter closed in front of it so now one can see it. I think keeping the hurricane shutter down is a violation too! Good advice on pain meds.

I ordered myself the large shoulder plane from Lee Valley today. "Using my golf winnings" ha! I won't see it until the end of June they say.
 
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Moke- welcome back… very touching post- prayers. "incinerator toilet"- as you probably know you need to find out if your state approves it. I found this article on the Cinderella toilet, very informative with pictures…
https://www.treehugger.com/hot-poop-cinderella-incinerating-toilet-4858783

Top Max- some incinerator toilets run on propane any advice on this?


Brian
- I was starting to question your post with those finals. Furniture finals are mostly used for bed posts and curtain rods, but they are also found in crafts like yours- anyways beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Petey- I found this- should it assist you on the clothesline issue-
http://www.leg.state.fl.us/Statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&Search_String=&URL=0100-0199/0163/Sections/0163.04.html

and CLOTHESLINE BANS VOID IN 19 STATES
Surprise! For millions, state laws hang community rules out to dry.
https://www.sightline.org/2012/02/21/clothesline-bans-void-in-19-states/
 
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Thanks guys for the input. Pottz, my son said he hated option C too, like you do. I actually dont like any of them for this box. It is hard to abandon your babies, though. Will go back to the drawing board, using the idea Petey suggested, keeping it linear, not so much "organic."

Moke, +1 glass half full. I remember when I was a kid, the local pizza parlor had one of those incinerator toilets, it was mesmerizing, and scary.

Good luck with the healing bones, was there a couple years ago, broke BOTH wrists. I hope you used those meds sparingly, they can become an unfriendly Issue. I did my recovery with zero pain meds, after the very nice IV´s in the hospital, that is..

- wildwoodbybrianjohns
actually i agree,of the choices i picked that one but i think your right none really top it off but i know you'll come up with the one that does.
 
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Hi guys…been absent for a while. Pottzy reached out in another post to ask how my new "man castle" was coming….So I though this may be the forum to tell you all. I have been reading this everyday, just haven t had anything to really contribute.
The answer to progress is slow. To bring others up to speed, I owned and operated a Portrait Studio in Iowa for the last 43 years. I planed to retire in July of 20, which I did. I had a nice little building on the leading edge of the main drag into our downtown. I sold that building to my neighboring business and sold all the contents in a month long going out of business sale. The only problem was about 20 years ago, I moved to doing sports (team and individual photos) in the schools and moved away from weddings…..we still did all the rest of the stuff, but Covid shut down the schools and sports and league sports. So I didn t raise as much cash I thought I would.

My retirement was effective Aug 1. I had applied for building permits and such in June, but it was complicated by Covid also as the building depts were only available by internet and phone. August 10 we got hit with an inland hurricane, called a Derecho ( yah, I never heard of it either)..It truly pounded the city and center swath of the State. Honestly, I don t know anyone that was not impacted by it. It was estimated that there was 200,000 trees, toppled, topped or damaged some how. It was awful
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. The problem is, it impacted roofs, siding, fences etc etc….while I already had a contractor, my concrete contractor gave me up and never showed…the excavating company too. The building dept was overrun and not efficient to begin with. I got a building permit September 28. I went through 7 concrete contractor before I got one to show….they excavated and poured in the month of December. Then we could not get OSB for the contractor….on and on.
On Dec 20 I tripped over our new little dog in the driveway and shattered my elbow. I was in 4 pieces, I am just now getting PT, but still I am useless for any sort of finishing work. I just got the ability to type with both hands about 2 weeks ago.
So as not to turn this into a tale of woe, I understand there were going to be problems, but I am retired now and will deal with them as I can….I am a glass half full kind of guy and will not let this stop me….slow me, definitely….not stop.
So as for the building….I have a deep narrow lot. It is 350 ft deep and 80 ft wide, I have my house and 3 stall garage on the front half. The garage sits behind my house and 90 degrees to the house with a large concrete apron that takes the entire width of the lot….there is now a gravel driveway from the the far end of the apron the extends 90 to a 24×40 building. In April it will be concrete. ( I hope April) The building was complicated as it had to be nestled into a slight hill. The back and 1/3 of the sides have 2 concrete stub wall to hold back the soil. The front 2/3 of the building have a 1 concrete wall. The front will be flush. It will have heat, air, cat6, mesh router, 200 amp service, and cable tv. Construction is stalled now, the service door which you can not see in the photo because it is sheeted over, opened the wrong way and was custom painted…..the garage door folks will not be here until Feb 25, and the windows are on back order until Mar 1. There is snow on the roof which is tar-papered, and slick and today the high is 3 degrees with wind chill to -12. I can not have the gas line or electrical trenched until the ground thaws, but have plans to have the wiring done March 6. So as you can see the key word here is patience, and to achieve that one only needs to go outside for ten minutes and you will understand.
I have been collecting things for this for 2 years now….my current shop you can not walk in, for all the new toys stacked around…..I am so excited to get in there it is sometimes hard to sleep for all the planning going on in my head. I couldn t use it anyway…with only one hand.
As soon as I m well enough I will install the electrical, insulate, and sheet the attic and paint the inside. I forgot to mention the attic has custom built trusses, with an 11 center section for storage 6 tall. I have a lot of crap! Because I did not make the money I thought in the last 6 months of my business I had to cut out water and sewer. I am thinking a year or down the line of installing an incinerator toilet. Anybody have experience with them? They are pricey…..2k or so. That s what I have been doing. I was going to post this on "my workshop" post, but it doesn t move the posting to the front so no one sees it….anyone know how to move it?

- moke
man im so sorry to hear about all your problems with this new adventure in life but sounds like youve got a handle on it and will get where you want,frustrating as it may be.keep us up with the progress,or lack of buddy,and hey dont be a stranger here we are always looking for new jibber jabber.as youve seen we talk about everything from hot pockets to aliens so dont think you dont have anything to contribute-lol.
 

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Thanks guys for the input. Pottz, my son said he hated option C too, like you do. I actually dont like any of them for this box. It is hard to abandon your babies, though. Will go back to the drawing board, using the idea Petey suggested, keeping it linear, not so much "organic."

- wildwoodbybrianjohns

actually i agree,of the choices i picked that one but i think your right none really top it off but i know you ll come up with the one that does.

- pottz
Pottz- Brian duped some on the choices but not me for the 3 choices he posted I dodged the choices and went for the beer taps… no responses from others…. Most of us here know about design selection and it was a red herring only later did he admit it… Not for me.

Thinking about adding some art to my front drive approach. Just thinking about adding this…

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Quite a history on Jocko…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawn_jockey

Probably not for someone might steal or destroy it… or my house.
 

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Bloodwood top, Rubio Mono Coat and Rubio top coat. Sanded to 320 which they say you should not do, go to 120 and stop they suggest. It deff looks better at 320. It is in direct sun light right now so it really looks on fire.

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Thanks guys for the input. Pottz, my son said he hated option C too, like you do. I actually dont like any of them for this box. It is hard to abandon your babies, though. Will go back to the drawing board, using the idea Petey suggested, keeping it linear, not so much "organic."

- wildwoodbybrianjohns

actually i agree,of the choices i picked that one but i think your right none really top it off but i know you ll come up with the one that does.

- pottz

Pottz- Brian duped some on the choices but not me for the 3 choices he posted I dodged the choices and went for the beer taps… no responses from others…. Most of us here know about design selection and it was a red herring only later did he admit it… Not for me.

Thinking about adding some art to my front drive approach. Just thinking about adding this…

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Quite a history on Jocko…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawn_jockey

Probably not for someone might steal or destroy it… or my house.

- Desert_Woodworker
you put something like that on your house in socal and you better plan on moving,thats if your lucky too get out alive!
 

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- Desert_Woodworker

you put something like that on your house in socal and you better plan on moving,thats if your lucky too get out alive!

- pottz
and most elsewhere my friend-

Here is an idea, for management- a lot of churches have an outreach program where they reach out to those in the proximity to welcome them in… example Moke- thousand watch us but IMO you need to extend a personal welcome and tell them why they should join us. We are woodworkers, who are here- just say what is on our mind… Instead of Dr. Phil responding we have- tell Dr. Pottz

Next step is for you to make…
 
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DW, Make sure the propane doesn't pool around the pot. If you're not careful you may be kissing your @$$ goodbye ;-)

Gosh, Moke, Retirement brought you a tough row to hoe! Sounds like there is some progress, keep the ol' chin up. Sounds like you are. Good progress on the elbow. PT is one of my favorites. They fix everything docs give up on ;-) Rotary cuff surgery is the worst they have in the orthopedics department. Took 2 months before I could use the mouse on the 'puter.

Gunny I saw this and thought of you right away.
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Bandit you been getting a lot of use out of that low angle Jack lately. That s the new go to plane now?

- corelz125
+1 ;-)

Supply run tonight. Got 24 cans of Brake cleaner on sale through work, $1.69 a can. Other stuff was to fill out my new finishing room cabinet.

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- woodbutcherbynight
Good thing you are well organized. You should be able to find them when you need them. I'd probably find them a few minutes after I got another new can home ;-(
 

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Gunny, thought of you when I read this. I know your Girl isnt Russian, but Ukraine is pretty much the same people, same culture. I hope that isnt too offensive to her. It is OK if She corrects me on that. I have been to Ukraine, Hungary, Poland, Czech, so not totally speaking from ignorance.

Lets see how many are correct.

7 reasons not to date a Russian woman:


1) She is too beautiful for you.
All women are like women, but Russian women are Goddesses.

2) You will be be well fed.
Girls in Russian families are brought up on one pearl of wisdom: "The way to a Man´s heart is through his stomach."

3) She will be difficult to get rid of.
If she has chosen you, your Russian girl will be your best friend, your partner, your doctor, your beauty consultant, your psychologist, and your sparring partner.

4) You will have to be strong all the time.
A Russian woman respects strength. She is independent, but does not always find this easy. She is genetically programmed to rush into burning buildings, and hold up a galloping horse.

5) You will not be able to hide anything from her.
While you are plotting on how to tell her you are going to a party, she already knows where, when, and with whom you are going.

6) She always wants to get married.
Russian women take relationships very seriously.

7) You will have to surprise her.
She doesnt need you to give her presents all the time, yet, the Russian woman believes that a midnight rendevous isnt convincing enough. She will expect more substantial proof of your loyalty.

And an amusing annecdote: when a Russian woman makes a salad, it is going to contain a large amount of mayonaise.

Speaking of galloping horses, I am genetically programmed to run away. True story.
 
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Zlata looks like she would be more comfortable on that table. I found that table on one of the wood magazine sites. I think. Those smash rooms been around for some time now. Good idea get junk let people break it then charge them to do it.
 
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DW thanks for that Fl law post.

I backed out of golf today. Got to seek and destroy a Ray that appeared on the back step while I was asleep on the couch. Freaked my wife out. Also must keep going on the urn.

I left for the course thinking it was 6:30 but it was 5:30 ya think I'm a bit foggy? ha.

A lot of mayonnaise- that cracked me up.

That lawn jockey would get you hurt where I grew up for sure.
 
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