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Keep it going for you guys. Let's keep the politics limited this time.

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.

The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Torah scholar," he says. "A Torah scholar? Hmmm," the father says.

"Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man said, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies. "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancée.

The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks: "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answers: "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
 
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Even the dire wolf is done with hot pockets he ll go for some Wahoo. Ron that s what this room was started with no topic at all. Sometimes it gets hard to keep up with everything going on in here. Petey wakes up at 4am just to catch up. We re more like a dive bar so the standards aren t very high.

- corelz125
whoa corelz,dive bar boss.hey i work hard too make this place high quality.we had chateaubriand in the dining room tonight with screaming eagle cab.you know what that stuff costs…...you! one bottle is equal to about 2000 hot pockets! damn i should not have told you that! but hey everyone loved it-wooohooo!
 
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Even the dire wolf is done with hot pockets he ll go for some Wahoo. Ron that s what this room was started with no topic at all. Sometimes it gets hard to keep up with everything going on in here. Petey wakes up at 4am just to catch up. We re more like a dive bar so the standards aren t very high.

- corelz125
Captain welcome back to the helm but "Wahoo" this is good to know- does he indulge in Muktuk

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Muktuk is an Alaskan favorite that Akguy serves when you visit him in AK. If you want to spend the night it is in his woodshop.

"like a dive bar so the standards aren t very high" yet give yourself and others credit for we are a certified "Cricket G rated" and we have had our last warning-
 

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Even the dire wolf is done with hot pockets he ll go for some Wahoo. Ron that s what this room was started with no topic at all. Sometimes it gets hard to keep up with everything going on in here. Petey wakes up at 4am just to catch up. We re more like a dive bar so the standards aren t very high.

- corelz125

Captain welcome back to the helm but "Wahoo" this is good to know- does he indulge in Muktuk

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Muktuk is an Alaskan favorite that Akguy serves when you visit him in AK. If you want to spend the night it is in his woodshop.

"like a dive bar so the standards aren t very high" yet give yourself and others credit for we are a certified "Cricket G rated" and we have had our last warning-

- Desert_Woodworker
whoa,last warning…....were in trouble boys!!!and hold the muhtuk,im a socal boy,ill take the wahoo!
 

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Ok so we cleaned up our act a lot since the beginning. I have food places every where I don t have to worry about stocking the freezer with blubber to survive the winter.

- corelz125
as "good" as that sounds me either! hey in socal we have every cuisine know too man,and at gourmet standards.
 
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#4,135 ·
Pottz- the social messages that I see is that you need to be serving FISH

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- Desert_Woodworker
no problem dw tomorrow night king salmon on the grill with grilled street corn and asparagus! you do have a reservation i hope,we are sold out again? i didn't see your name on the reservation list,but once again we can get you on the patio after 10pm?
 

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#4,136 ·
I ll say goodnight to the managers who are having a meeting- I pray that they won t mandate that when we post we must have a facemask?

- Desert_Woodworker
not needed dw,were vertual so we can socialize freely.it's the new norm!
 
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#4,138 · (Edited by Moderator)
I ll say goodnight to the managers who are having a meeting- I pray that they won t mandate that when we post we must have a facemask?

- Desert_Woodworker

not needed dw,were vertual so we can socialize freely.it s the new norm!

- pottz
There are several new strains out. One is probably working on internet transmission ;-((
 
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I ll say goodnight to the managers who are having a meeting- I pray that they won t mandate that when we post we must have a facemask?

- Desert_Woodworker

not needed dw,were vertual so we can socialize freely.it s the new norm!

- pottz

There are several new strains out. One is probably working on internet transmission ;-((

- TopamaxSurvivor
who knows with todays technology,viruses that are real viruses spread on line?
 
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#4,142 ·
Tonight s movie Sgt Preston with King-

double feature- Fury THE HORSE COPER - Peter Graves TV WESTERN

- Desert_Woodworker
or we could go out by the fire and drink premium whiskey or fine napa cabs! see by the fire!
 
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... sounds all good ron im big on pork, and beef,and seafood…
- pottz
I like to pork too and when I seafood... seemygirth!
i agree dw this is where ,"those of us that have hair"let it down…
- pottz
And those that don't, pick up the droppings… and maybe a few strands of hair.
I think about in the Bible before Jesus speaks- "verily, verily I say to you"...
- Desert Woodworker
Didn't realise JC had a bad back… no wonder he couldn't run away fast enough in the garden of Eden... or was it the olive grove... either way, they both sound like 987's lost forest.
... and what standards,thats the beauty of this thread…
- pottz

Pottz- Thx for we are a G-rated site…
- Desert Woodworker
Rather than promote 'G', 11 positions up the alphabet to 'R'...
That's why I sarcasm and leave… much like a wombat... eats, roots and leaves...

Sprayed my territory… sabatical time again.
 
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... sounds all good ron im big on pork, and beef,and seafood…
- pottz

I like to pork too and when I seafood... seemygirth!

i agree dw this is where ,"those of us that have hair"let it down…
- pottz

And those that don t, pick up the droppings… and maybe a few strands of hair.

I think about in the Bible before Jesus speaks- "verily, verily I say to you"...
- Desert Woodworker

Didn t realise JC had a bad back… no wonder he couldn t run away fast enough in the garden of Eden... or was it the olive grove... either way, they both sound like 987 s lost forest.

... and what standards,thats the beauty of this thread…
- pottz

Pottz- Thx for we are a G-rated site…
- Desert Woodworker

Rather than promote G , 11 positions up the alphabet to R ...
That s why I sarcasm and leave… much like a wombat... eats, roots and leaves...

Sprayed my territory… sabatical time again.

- LittleBlackDuck
DAMN DUCKS your like a politicians cutting out snippets and twisting the words! you gotta understands these guys are mere mortals that arnt fluent in duck,they may think your "different".
 
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#4,146 ·
Tonight s movie Sgt Preston with King-

double feature- Fury THE HORSE COPER - Peter Graves TV WESTERN

- Desert_Woodworker

or we could go out by the fire and drink premium whiskey or fine napa cabs! see by the fire!

- pottz

Now we are talking.

- woodbutcherbynight
gunny you understand me,now grab a bottle of whatever you got and come and join me with what i got,it will be worth your time ;-)
 
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#4,149 ·
cw you out there man,where you been tonight?

- pottz
Drifting in and out of sleep. Trying to watch videos on new kreg acs table I have coming.

I will be building a off shoot table off of it to cut long veneers. Debating on whether to put a router table in it or buy a separate router table.

On one hand I a router table there would fit perfect. I'm just afraid the 2 functions might get in the way of each other.

If I put it in off shoot, I could afford a lift. If I buy a table, can't afford a lift.

Someone tell me what to do cause I can't decide. Lol
 
#4,151 ·
cw help me understand this new career your getting into.your shutting down your business and going to work for them,so why do you need to invest in all this equipment.dont they furnish this or what is your arraingement?
 
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