Cutting a slot, without a router in the shop? Can be done. Depending on how thick the stock is, might take MAYBE 10 minutes…
That is all this took, to go through 4" Tool of choice?
A Mortise Chisel of at least close to the size mortise/slot you want to cut. Go halfway through. flip over, and chop the other direction. Doesn't take all that long. And, as a plus, when done you won't have corners to square up. They should be already square and ready to go. Hit the chisel two or three blows, wiggle out the chips, and move on.
Best part? IF you've had one of them "bad" days, and need to work out some pent up meaness…..whale away on the chisel. when you are done, you might have forgotten why you were so mad….