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Forum topic by Karson posted 06-04-2009 09:33 PM 1144 views 0 times favorited 8 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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06-04-2009 09:33 PM

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Dear Mike,
I hope you can help me here.
The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the
house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t driven more
than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the
car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my
husband’s help.

When I got home I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was in
our bedroom with the neighbors daughter. I am 32, my husband
is 34, and the neighbor’s daughter is 22. We have been
married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down
and admitted that they had been having an affair for the
past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He
was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has
been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love
him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he
has become increasingly distant. He won’t go to
counseling and I’m afraid I can’t get through to him

Can you please help?
Sincerely, Sheila

Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be
caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by
checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is
clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake
manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of
these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the
fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to
the injectors.

I hope this helps ,

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Appomattox Virginia [email protected]

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#1 posted 06-04-2009 09:38 PM

LOL… that Mike seems to go right to the source of the problem!

-- Tim D. - Woodstock, GA

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#2 posted 06-04-2009 09:58 PM

My 2 cents the neighbour is responsible for his daughters actions so long as she is still at home he should pay for a new car for the lady who has been scorned .At least thats the law here in Scotland under Sharia law in England the neighbour gets forty lashes with a wet boot lace then beheaded.I have no sympathy with him he should have brought his daughter up better or to have damaged the car good and proper in the first place Alistair

-- excuse my typing as I have a form of parkinsons disease

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#3 posted 06-05-2009 12:27 AM

It sounds like a ”Click, & Clack” problem.

She wrote to the wrong outfit.

-- -** You are never to old to set another goal or to dream a new dream ****************** Dick, & Barb Cain, Hibbing, MN.

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#4 posted 06-05-2009 01:26 AM

Yeah, that’s a good one.

-- "At its best, life is completely unpredictable." - Christopher Walken

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Rob Drown

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#5 posted 06-05-2009 01:28 AM

I would recommend a 40 S&W to that lady. Efficient lots of energy and easily controled by a gal. Cheeper and more effective than counciling. Just practicing with it builds self esteem and mutual respect.

As for the car. Could be the battery or the cables.

-- The expectations of life depend upon diligence; the mechanic that would perfect his work must first sharpen his tools. Confucius, 经过艰苦的努力的梦想可以成真

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#6 posted 06-06-2009 12:36 AM

LOL Karson : ) Thank you very much !

-- I'm absolutely positive that I couldn't be more uncertain!

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#7 posted 06-06-2009 02:12 AM

Hilarious Karson, but true, I sent that to every one I knew, it was too funny. Hey why did’nt you blog this dammit just to tick someone off.

-- (You just have to please the man in the Mirror) Mike from Michigan -

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#8 posted 06-08-2009 04:59 AM

Another goodie Karson.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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