Forum topic by DKV | posted 09-28-2013 11:49 PM | 4442 views | 0 times favorited | 196 replies | ![]() |
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09-28-2013 11:49 PM |
Religion is to science as a moron is to intelligence. -- This is a Troll Free zone. |
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#1 posted 09-28-2013 11:52 PM |
Grass is to rock as oil is to rights…. -- "Checking for square? What madness is this! The cabinet is square because I will it to be so!" Jeremy Greiner LJ Topic#20953 2011 Feb 2 |
#2 posted 09-28-2013 11:57 PM |
Which you (DKV) so convincingly demonstrate. -- Clint Searl....Ya can no more do what ya don't know how than ya can git back from where ya ain't been |
#3 posted 09-29-2013 12:09 AM |
Kansas is to enlightenment as the model T is to Tesla -- This is a Troll Free zone. |
#4 posted 09-29-2013 12:12 AM |
Lightening is to chocolate as dust is to improvisation… -- "Checking for square? What madness is this! The cabinet is square because I will it to be so!" Jeremy Greiner LJ Topic#20953 2011 Feb 2 |
#5 posted 09-29-2013 12:28 AM |
roses are to cactus as perfume is to flatulence -- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain |
#6 posted 09-29-2013 01:06 AM |
Is is to his as as is to has. -- “Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are.” ― R. Waters |
#7 posted 09-29-2013 06:41 PM |
A timeout is to discipline as an ice cube is to a hot sidewalk. -- This is a Troll Free zone. |
#8 posted 09-29-2013 07:53 PM |
Zero Tolerance is the last refuge of the incompetent and impotent. Political correctness is the death of the intellect and the soul. -- Beer, Beer, Thank God for Beer. It's my way of keeping my mind fresh and clear... |
#9 posted 10-01-2013 02:49 AM |
surely at some point in life there is a time to put this behind you and go and listen to an owl ? -- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso |
#10 posted 10-01-2013 02:51 AM |
Moron, put The Jesus behind? Never! -- This is a Troll Free zone. |
#11 posted 10-01-2013 02:54 AM |
they work for me ; )) -- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso |
#12 posted 10-01-2013 02:56 AM |
y not ? i think yr supposed to pay it forward ? -- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso |
#13 posted 10-01-2013 02:58 AM |
be kind -- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso |
#14 posted 10-01-2013 03:00 AM |
Moron, owls are kewl but can never come before The Jesus. No matter the reason. Give me a J, give me an E… -- This is a Troll Free zone. |
#15 posted 10-01-2013 03:02 AM |
above all other things be kind -- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso |
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