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Forum topic by Mark Shymanski posted 10-24-2008 02:50 PM 1969 views 0 times favorited 28 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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10-24-2008 02:50 PM

Topic tags/keywords: humor hand saw

A laser guided handsaw! I was perusing Marc’s Wood Whisperer site and followed links to this site. I am flabbergasted that these things ever see the light of day.

-- "Checking for square? What madness is this! The cabinet is square because I will it to be so!" Jeremy Greiner LJ Topic#20953 2011 Feb 2

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#1 posted 10-24-2008 02:56 PM

The only thing missing is “Billy Mays”, from Oxyclean, fame screaming the benefits!

I noticed that after the beginning intentional miscut, he followed the line perfectly

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#2 posted 10-24-2008 02:58 PM

I kinda like that the saw handle doubles as a marking gauge.

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#3 posted 10-24-2008 03:17 PM

yeah the square on the handle makes more sense than a laser.

What would really make this a winner is if you could beef up the laser by 1000x and have the laser do all the cutting for you.. so what if there is a little smoke :)

Love the billy Mays comment

-- "so much to learn and so little time"..

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#4 posted 10-24-2008 05:46 PM

I’m holding out for the remote controlled tape measure.

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#5 posted 10-24-2008 05:50 PM

And I feel sorry for all the people that are going to get this for christmas. Practice smiling….

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#6 posted 10-24-2008 05:55 PM

What will they think of next?

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#7 posted 10-24-2008 05:59 PM

Wife wants to know if they are comming up with anything for the bathroom. ;-)


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#8 posted 10-24-2008 06:25 PM

As a child I watched my dad rip sheets of plywood and 2x’s with a handsaw and never waver from the line he marked. I couldn’t, and still can’t do that. If he was still around he’d get a good laugh out of this one. A remote controlled tape measure? Wow, sign me up. LOL

-- Darell, Norman, Ok.

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#9 posted 10-24-2008 08:35 PM

I’d better not get one of these for Christmas!

-- Happy woodworking!

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#10 posted 10-24-2008 09:52 PM

wow thats just sad. if we’re getting to a point where we need lasers in hand tools we really need to take a step or two backwards

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#11 posted 10-24-2008 10:24 PM

oh no!! there goes all my barbeque wood !

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#12 posted 10-25-2008 02:51 AM

blaKE…IF you do send it to me…my miter saw is so old that it does not have a laser…so why not a hand saw…

It helps if you pronounce “laser” the way austin powers would say it…try it…”lay-zer”

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#13 posted 10-25-2008 03:28 AM

Hmmm for freehand compound miters it might be useful .. but I think I will just use my compound miter saw thank you.

Note to Bob #2 some where I saw a light that attaches to the lid, and when you put the seat up too, it projected a target

My sister confronted a cousin one time. “Junior” she said, “I have heard that when you are poaching you are a pretty good shot?” “Yep, he replied, I hit them nearly every time,” ” Well then,” she replies, “how come you can’t hit the toilet?”— He roared with laughter, she never had another problem with him . . . ;-)

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#14 posted 10-25-2008 03:43 AM

I’m sure that Lie-Nielsen will be picking up this feature real fast.

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#15 posted 10-25-2008 04:03 AM

bob 2 i think it come with batteries onely but you can buy a power supply to plug the laser on 120v for onely 1 payment of 19.99 ! ;-)

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