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Carey Mitchell

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03-05-2021 04:34 PM

I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork.

I thought I nailed but nobody saw it.

I tried to hammer it home and drill it into their heads but they didn’t see it at awl.

I thought it would be poplar, but I guess I was going against the grain, so i guess I’ll just pine away.


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therealSteveN

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#1 posted 03-05-2021 05:08 PM

:-) All I can say is seek professional help before it’s too late, lol

-- Think safe, be safe

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987Ron

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#2 posted 03-05-2021 06:53 PM

The plane truth is you are warped.

-- Ron

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sras

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#3 posted 03-05-2021 09:08 PM

Have to do something when you’re board

-- Steve - Impatience is Expensive

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18wheelznwood

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#4 posted 03-05-2021 09:25 PM

If I contribute to this thread it might stain my reputation.

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wildwoodbybrianjohns

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#5 posted 03-05-2021 09:59 PM

Do knot forget, do not caul me, I will caul you.

-- WWBBJ: It is better to be interesting and wrong, than boring and right.

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KYtoolsmith

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#6 posted 03-05-2021 11:01 PM

Yew walnut cedar pines fir alder trees…

-- "Good enough" is just another way of saying "it could be better"...

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Gene Howe

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#7 posted 03-05-2021 11:06 PM

The jig is up for this splinter group. Find another joint.

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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sras

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#8 posted 03-05-2021 11:26 PM

All these comments dovetail together nicely

-- Steve - Impatience is Expensive

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sras

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#9 posted 03-05-2021 11:29 PM

My son says that none of these puns make the cut. Too many rough edges.

-- Steve - Impatience is Expensive

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sras

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#10 posted 03-05-2021 11:30 PM

Maybe we need to hone our skills

-- Steve - Impatience is Expensive

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987Ron

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#11 posted 03-06-2021 12:27 AM

This was a screw brained plan. We are scraping the bottom. Chuck this into a random orbit.

-- Ron

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doubleDD

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#12 posted 03-06-2021 03:41 PM

Wood you believe this all makes plane sense. Stick to it.

-- Dave, Downers Grove, Il. -------- When you run out of ideas, start building your dreams.

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sras

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#13 posted 03-07-2021 05:33 PM

Looks like we might need to drill down to find new puns. Press on or just chuck it.

-- Steve - Impatience is Expensive

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therealSteveN

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#14 posted 03-08-2021 03:42 AM

I always was paranoid, when I was in possession of a joint.

It’s why I quit making dovetails

-- Think safe, be safe

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