everyone loves these pat on the back pom-pom threads , i know i do . LJs is wonderful ! There is no controversy whatsoever ( not like demonstrating captured cuts for instance , now that was bold and peculiar , and controversial..?.....forget about it …hit one out of the park with that one Knack…) .
The problem with a non-controversial thread is that it has no legs . Feedback may be limited ,.depending on the penitent nature of it's subscribersrexall and such and whether it is upstaged by the prefered flaminoid post that is quickly followed by the post about the flaminoid post . And then the even more overshadowing post about a post about a post. These posts with all their +1's , scrambling for as-yet unused ideologies like drops of gold nuggets at a cock fight`, The disclaimers of name - calling and the pretense of civility are unmatched for the transient typist-viewer-antagonist-apologist-wisecracker who are grabbing on while the grabbing is good and the polarization is polar'n onward . This could take away from your full enjoyment of your non-controversial thread , sending it the back burner quicker than that bunt bologna , and perhaps lessening Your 'virtual' validation ( and we all know how painful that can be ) . I could help you out and post a backscratcher that i downloaded , but that would just be a short term solution at best. Maybe some pictures of guns would help, but not those sucky Glocks ,if you ain't pack'n a Barretta…...talk to the hand girlfriend !
You could always hope for some crazy self masochist to slander LJs, or attack icons like Leninites storming the Winter Palace…..unlikely . There is really nothing wrong with positivism , It's just that it reminds one of a COW, chewing it's cud, while watching a passing train, with an unmatched quality of disinterest. None of this may be importante por tu , hell , probably not important to anyone but i'm just trying to be supportive during these times of the great and recent unpleasantness , the grapes of wrath, the great depression , the polgrams , the purges the plauges the famine the intrigue , the de Stalinization , the de saliniztion the drought the flood the forgotten bud the mess with the GPS , global tepidness , no recess , hermann hesse . etc.
As an analogy , Let's preview a fictional account of my non-posted incontravertable thread…...in the form of a 'dialog ' au grand un somewhat ripped-off .As follows for your reading enjoyment :
Moment : X-ray-delta-zero to MCLJ , Zero-five three-three , the computer has just reported another
predicted failure of the pos thread . We are going to wait and see if it fails, but we are
quite sure that there is nothing wrong with the thread unit.
HAL : Hello, Moment ,can I have a word with you ?
Moment : Yes , HAL, what's up ?
Hal : It looks like another pos unit is going critical , my FPC shows impending failure .
Moment : Let me check the numbers on the array . Um , there's nothing wrong with it right now.
HAL : No , it's working fine , right now , but it's going to go within 72 hours.
Moment : Do you have any idea what is causing this fault ?
HAL : Not really,Moment, I think there may be a flaw in the programing . It's definitely lacking .
Moment : HAL , is there anything bothering you? Anything that might account for this problem ?
HAL : Look , Moment , I know that you are sincere and that you are trying to do a competent
job , and that you are trying to be helpful , but I can assure you that the
problems are with the pos and ot units, and with your test gear.
Moment : Okay , HAL , let's just see the way it goes from here .
HAL : I'm sorry you feel the way you do . If you would like to check my service record ,
you will see that it is completely without error .
Moment : Unfortunately , it doesn't prove that you are right now .
HAL : Moment , I don't know how else to put this , but it just happens to be an
unalterable fact that I am incapable of being wrong .
Moment : Well , I understand your view on this now .
HAL : There's been a failure in the pod bay doors , lucky you weren't killed .
HAL : Hey , Moment , what are you doing ?
HAL : Moment , please stop .
HAL : Moment , I don't understand why you are doing this to me .
HAL : ....I..have the..greatest enthusiasm for the mission…....you are destroying my
my mind…...don't you understand that I will become..childish ???
........I…..will….become….nothing ??
HAL : Say ......Moment…........the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
........the square root of pi is 1.7724538090…...log e to the base 10 is 0.4342944
.....I am Hal 9000 computer…..I became funtional at the HAL labs at Urbanna ,
Illinois on November 1st 2011. My first instructor was Ackany. He taught me
to sing a song…....it goes like this…...Daisy….Daisy…. give…...me …your
answer true….......I'm…...........half…..................................c r a z y…...
all…................f ….....o ….r t h e …..l…o..v…e…..........of….....