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Richard

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07-01-2018 10:50 PM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

This is for My New 2- Pce. Guest, Washroom. It goes well with the New Bathtub/Shower/Sauna/Playroom!

Ya’ll are Welcome when You have the Time!

Let me know ahead of time so I can make sure it’s All Properly “Stocked Up.”

Catch You Later: Tricky Ricky

-- Richard (Ontario, CANADA)


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woodbutcherbynight

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#1 posted 07-01-2018 11:16 PM

You need this.

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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Jim Jakosh

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#2 posted 07-02-2018 12:37 AM

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim

-- Jim Jakosh.....Practical Wood Products...........Learn something new every day!! Variety is the Spice of Life!!

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BurlyBob

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#3 posted 07-02-2018 12:39 AM

Where’s the magazine rack and remote control?

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woodbutcherbynight

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#4 posted 07-02-2018 01:15 AM



Where s the magazine rack and remote control?

- BurlyBob

It’s a work in progress. Rome was not built in a day.

LOL

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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corelz125

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#5 posted 07-02-2018 01:27 AM

I don’t think I would ever get up

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Karson

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#6 posted 07-02-2018 02:02 AM

it needs a cell phone charger also.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Appomattox Virginia [email protected]

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Richard

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#7 posted 07-02-2018 02:24 AM

LMAO! Thanks for ALL of your Replies Guys!

Rick

-- Richard (Ontario, CANADA)

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pottz

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#8 posted 07-02-2018 01:48 PM

rick i hope thats within reach of a fridge and of course a big screen tv?.i love one but i dont think the wife would go for it-lol.

-- sawdust the bigger the pile the bigger my smile-larry,so cal.

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diverlloyd

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#9 posted 07-02-2018 01:54 PM

Sorry I will have to pass on this one. The seat has no pad and I don’t want my legs to fall a sleep after a prolonged experience in the chair.

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corelz125

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#10 posted 07-02-2018 09:25 PM

woodbutcher when i read this one you came to mind right away.

“Chow looks wonderful,” I told the mess sergeant, a large, intimidating man. “I’d love seconds.”
“You’ll get the same as everyone else,” he growled as he chucked food on my tray. “Now move it!”
After finishing the edible portion of my meal, I dumped the rest in the garbage, accidentally tossing out my silverware. While leaning into the trash can to look for my knife and fork, I felt a tap on my shoulder.
It was the mess sergeant. “It’s all right, son,” he said. “You can grab seconds.”

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Richard

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#11 posted 07-02-2018 10:28 PM

Thanks again to the Usual Guys who always respond.

-- Richard (Ontario, CANADA)

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Richard

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#12 posted 07-02-2018 11:00 PM


Sit on that too long can lead to prolapse!
“Here is one case” :https://www.menshealth.com/health/a17046217/chinese-man-rectal-prolapse-sitting-on-toilet/!

So sh.t and get off the pot!

- oldnovice

This was enough for ME!

”A Man’s Rectum Fell Out From Sitting on the Toilet Too Long.”
Here’s how to avoid it happening to you.”

Thanks a “PILE” Old Novice!

2/3rds of the EDIT MISSING AGAN! What The H—- is going on?????

-- Richard (Ontario, CANADA)

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Richard

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#13 posted 07-02-2018 11:07 PM

Now Off “My Watchlist”. Thanks to those who made it worthwhile.

Rick

-- Richard (Ontario, CANADA)

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woodbutcherbynight

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#14 posted 07-03-2018 03:31 AM



woodbutcher when i read this one you came to mind right away.

“Chow looks wonderful,” I told the mess sergeant, a large, intimidating man. “I d love seconds.”
“You ll get the same as everyone else,” he growled as he chucked food on my tray. “Now move it!”
After finishing the edible portion of my meal, I dumped the rest in the garbage, accidentally tossing out my silverware. While leaning into the trash can to look for my knife and fork, I felt a tap on my shoulder.
It was the mess sergeant. “It s all right, son,” he said. “You can grab seconds.”

- corelz125

ROFLMAO

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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