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03-23-2008 02:08 PM

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Ms. Debbie P, Douglas Bordner, and host of the popular website LumberJocks, Martin Sojka, are being investigated by a joint operation of the FBI, CIA, Homeland Security, RCMP, CSIS and Interpol.
They are suspected of being a terrorist group trying to take over the Woodworking World.
It is alleged they are recruiting through their “Shop Tours”.
As a result of the investigation the RCMP has alerted several other Canadian Ministries.
The Ministry of Health has announced they will be investigating baby gates, highchairs, desks and toys that may or may not meet safty standards and charges are likely because all have been made without proper permits.
The ASPCA and Canadian SPCA have joined to follow up on complaints of several species of birds, animals, including White Rabbits being unlawfully confined. (Painted Black Walnut ?).
I will present more as facts become available.

All persons named are guilty until proven innocent

Tongue firmly planted in cheek.
Happy Easter

-- If we learn from our mistakes, I'm getting a fantastic education.

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#1 posted 03-23-2008 02:10 PM

I can hardly wait for April 1.

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#2 posted 03-23-2008 02:34 PM

MY MY MY… IF it was only the RCMP, I would say not to worry. Nice visit with you and Jo last night, however I kind of think maybe you just have too much time on your hands, better get back in the shop.

-- Brian, Ontario Canada,

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#3 posted 03-23-2008 02:34 PM

My tax dollars at work…just makes me Proud!

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#4 posted 03-23-2008 02:43 PM

after the blood started flowing again I thought “someone has too much time on their hands”.. haha

those darned rabbits!! curses

-- ~ Debbie, Canada (, Young Living Wellness )

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#5 posted 03-23-2008 03:12 PM

Let’s start a defense fund, some where in here I have already put in my 2 cents.

-- Ron Central, CA

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#6 posted 03-23-2008 03:14 PM

haha well.. 3600 LumberJocks each tossing in their 2 cents = hmmm $72 dollars???

I feel safe already!

-- ~ Debbie, Canada (, Young Living Wellness )

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#7 posted 03-23-2008 03:24 PM

Nobody with math skills like Ms. Debbie will ever get convicted! <vbg>


-- A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner

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#8 posted 03-23-2008 03:29 PM

Ms.Deb, Are you sure you’re not blond ?

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". (my funny blog)

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#9 posted 03-23-2008 03:38 PM

I do wear my hat for a reason :)

-- ~ Debbie, Canada (, Young Living Wellness )

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#10 posted 03-23-2008 04:02 PM

mr woody will now be brought up on charges himself for outing a cwia agent in the process of a stakeout !
(central walnut intel. agency ) ive been tailing ms. debbie for some months in lew of charges brought forth by one ‘chip from deleware ” that she did in fact paint some walnut . im also looking into the dissapearence of the plaintiff to see if has been placed in the walnut wittness protectiion program or possibly been “done in ” by the defendant ! little is it know that jimmy hoffa also accused her of this offense also and hes not been seen lately .

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#11 posted 03-23-2008 04:23 PM

call me naive… but I think that this is not necessarily completely true. well.. maybe it is… hmmmm I will have to think about it

-- making sawdust....

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#12 posted 03-23-2008 04:29 PM

((wiping sweat from my brow))

I don’t what’s become of Chip.. but I did find my snowman bound and gagged this morning!!!

-- ~ Debbie, Canada (, Young Living Wellness )

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#13 posted 03-23-2008 08:32 PM

better call the spcs

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#14 posted 03-23-2008 10:33 PM

I’m thinking MsDebbie and Doug have the most to worry about – Martin is out of the jurisdiction of the RCMP and probably could fight extradition.

With gas prices the way they are——- I’ve only got 1 Cent to contribute, its your’s though if you need it. Sorry Ms. Debbie and Doug.

-- "Our past judges our present." JFK - 1962; American Heritage Magazine

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#15 posted 03-23-2008 10:33 PM

uh.. I better put $2 into the defense fund… not just 2 cents lol

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