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03-08-2018 10:29 PM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

-- Richard (Ontario, CANADA)


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#1 posted 03-09-2018 12:03 AM

That is way too personal Rick!

-- "I never met a board I didn't like!"

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#2 posted 03-09-2018 12:26 AM


That is way too personal Rick!

- oldnovice

Really? I just Posted it because I thought it was FUNNY! oldnovice

If YOU don’t think so, that’s your Opinion. Thank You.

-- Richard (Ontario, CANADA)

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#3 posted 03-09-2018 03:32 AM

I found the TOOLBOX !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s EMPTY !!!!!!!!!!!!

-- MEL, Kansas

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#4 posted 03-09-2018 03:45 AM


I found the TOOLBOX !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It s EMPTY !!!!!!!!!!!!

- mel52

Thanks Mel! Nice to know that somebody has a sense of Humor!

I can lend you a few of mine …..... Hang on ….UH OH!

Regards: Rick

-- Richard (Ontario, CANADA)

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#5 posted 03-09-2018 04:00 AM

Sadly Rick, I know far to many people like this. I spent a sizable portion of my life dealing with people as a cop. I came away from that 3+ decades with the belief that no one can deny anyone of their right to totally screw up their lives. I also learned that the dumbest most helpless thing on God’s Green earth is the American public.

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#6 posted 03-09-2018 04:14 AM

WOWEEEEEEEEE !! Strong words there Bob.

BUT! I agree with most of it especially ” no one can deny anyone of their right to totally screw up their lives.”

I know a couple like that. It’s Really Sad!

Thanks for replying: Rick

-- Richard (Ontario, CANADA)

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#7 posted 03-10-2018 12:32 AM

Rick, you misinterpreted my reply!
It was intended to be …. funny!

-- "I never met a board I didn't like!"

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#8 posted 03-10-2018 01:16 AM

This joke a little on the lighter side..

” While I sat in the reception area of my doctor’s office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist’s desk, the man sat there, alone and silent.

Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off his mother’s lap and walked over to the wheelchair. Placing his hand on the man’s, he said, “I know how you feel. My mom makes me ride in the stroller, too.”

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#9 posted 03-10-2018 03:01 AM


Rick, you misinterpreted my reply!
It was intended to be …. funny!

- oldnovice

Thanks Boss! I’ve got 2/3 Guys on here that are ganging up on me every chance they get. Especially AlaskaGuy! Why? I have no idea. perhaps that’s why I misinterpreted your Reply. So Sorry!

Rick

-- Richard (Ontario, CANADA)

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#10 posted 03-10-2018 03:05 AM

The toolbox is full, but the screws are to tight.

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#11 posted 03-10-2018 03:05 AM



This joke a little on the lighter side..

” While I sat in the reception area of my doctor s office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist s desk, the man sat there, alone and silent.

Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off his mother s lap and walked over to the wheelchair. Placing his hand on the man s, he said, “I know how you feel. My mom makes me ride in the stroller, too.”

- corelz125

GOOD ONE CORELZ!! I’ll bet the Old Man in the wheelchair got a good laugh out of it also. ...LOL…

Thanks for Replying.

Rick

-- Richard (Ontario, CANADA)

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#12 posted 03-10-2018 03:12 AM



The toolbox is full, but the screws are to tight.

- jbay

OH! That’s not good jbay! Is there much Pain? ...lol…

Rick

-- Richard (Ontario, CANADA)

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#13 posted 03-10-2018 03:25 AM

Um, never said it was my toolbox, LOL
(not aimed at anyone)

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#14 posted 03-10-2018 03:43 AM

Anyone finds a tool box I will gladly accept a donation.

LOL

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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