DeWalt Nail Gun

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Forum topic by GMman posted 08-16-2010 12:57 AM 2402 views 0 times favorited 8 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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08-16-2010 12:57 AM

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DeWalt Nail Gun

Once in awhile something so totally cool comes out that even a father who doesn’t normally know what he’d like for Father’s Day or Christmas would immediately ask for it:

Thank you, DeWalt!

New Nail
Gun, made by DeWalt.
It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards.
This makes construction a breeze,

you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.

Just get your wife to hold the fence boards
in place while you sit back, relax with
a cold drink and when she has the board in the
right place, just fire away.

With the hundred round magazine
you can build the fence with a minimum
of reloading.
After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, probably, ever again.

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#1 posted 08-16-2010 01:56 AM

kind of looks like something i need.

-- wchips

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#2 posted 08-16-2010 02:05 AM

I saw the title, “DeWalt Nail Gun” and said to myself, “DeWalt doesn’t make a nail gun”. I guess I was wrong.

-- Rich, Cedar Rapids, IA - I'm a woodworker. I don't create beauty, I reveal it.

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#3 posted 08-16-2010 02:10 AM

You might need a permit to carry that in your truck tool box.

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#4 posted 08-16-2010 03:16 AM

I gotta have it!

-- You can lead a horse to water, but you can't tie his shoes. Blaze Foley

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#5 posted 08-16-2010 03:54 AM

Great for moose hunting, nail the antlers to the nearest tree.

-- Jack Keefe Shediac NB Canada

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#6 posted 08-16-2010 01:38 PM


-- Bill from Lithia Springs, GA I love the smell of sawdust in the morning.

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#7 posted 08-16-2010 02:30 PM

@ Rich, DeWalt does make a real frame nailer, At least I know they did. When I lived in Jackson MS,(2004) I was working for a framing crew and somehow my boss was given about 6 DeWalt frame nailers to try out. Not sure who gave them to him but they were brand new. They are extremely comfortable and well balanced. I only got to use them for about 4 months then I moved to Fl. I don’t know about durability, but they worked great while I was using them.

-- -Zeke- "I hate to rush off, but I gotta go see a man about a log"

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#8 posted 08-17-2010 05:18 PM

Tempting, but I don’t think it would be a good idea having one around when the wife gets ‘irritated’ at me.

-- Mike, an American living in Norway.

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