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Forum topic by Midway posted 10-15-2015 12:59 PM 823 views 0 times favorited 4 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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10-15-2015 12:59 PM

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well i guess i am not a wood worker because i don’t have a wood plane. I have worked with wood

for 45 years and owned 2 ea wood planes but sold them at a garage sale, because i could not find

a use for them. All i need is a hammer,saw,nails and glue.With these tools i can build a nice wood pile.

when it get’s cold i can put a candle under the wood pile and keep warm.

-- Midway wichita,ks.

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#1 posted 10-15-2015 02:26 PM

There’s a difference between a carpenter and a woodworker.

-- Everything is a prototype thats why its one of a kind!!

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#2 posted 10-17-2015 03:32 AM

Nice, the only reason I bothered to play around with planes was the promise of using rough-sawn boards or even lumber I made myself. I have more time than money it seems, so I thought it was worth the try! :)

-- Here to learn

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#3 posted 10-17-2015 03:54 AM

Maybe we can open a forum just for wood butchers ,so we can all burn the candle together

-- "Tying shoelaces was way harder than learning to Whistle"

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#4 posted 10-17-2015 12:07 PM

My candle is usually burning at both ends. Wait, isn’t that a country and western song? I should make a guitar!

-- - Collecting is an investment in the past, and the future.

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