Your Quote of the day

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer,
if one of those bottles should happen to fall,
it’s early happy hour!

;)

-- ㊍ When in doubt - There is no doubt - Go the safer route.

if you want to have friends ,

you have to be friendly !

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

“The process of evolution through natural selection would tend to favor the propagation of increasingly more intelligent generations of human beings, were it not for the tendency of stupid people to reproduce at a higher rate than smart people.”

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

Every breath you take is a gift from heaven!

elevators smell different to midgets

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.

Mark twain “Don’t bother to give advice a wise man doesn’t need it and a fool won’t heed it”

-- https://www.artisticwoodstudio.com/videos

Sometimes I’m so clever that even I don’t know what I’m talking about.

-- Working at Woodworking http://www.VillageLaneFurniture.com

A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying…’Damn, that was fun’!

It can be done half ass, or first class. Your Choice

-- You can't trust a dog to guard your food.

Some days you eat the bear and some days the bear eats you.

-- "Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good." Voltaire

One of the jobs I’ve had was conducting condition inspections on highway bridges. We had a running joke based on a mis-speak one of the crew members once said: “This bridge is in pretty good shape, considering the shape it’s in.”

-- "A man may conduct himself well in both adversity and good fortune, but if you want to test his character, give him power." - Abraham Lincoln

I saw a video once of the woodworker David Marks. He had a sign taped on his bandsaw that said:

“Whether you think you can or you can’t, you’re right”. I posted it in my office for my students to see.

-- We are what we repeatedly do. Excellance, therefore, is not an act but a habit. ~Aristotle~

when your teeth hurt so much you cant eat ( go the dentist lol)

pratice what you preach …........

Andy

-- cut it saw it scrap it SKPE: ANDREW.CARTER69

mziem – that sounds familiar??

Rob :)

-- Whether You Think You Can or You Think You Can't, YOU ARE RIGHT!!!

Wherever you go, there you are.

-- Karen - a little bit of stupid goes a long way