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All of the under 45 LJs can just move on to the next post unless you are in a band that does weddings. This was sent me by my daughter.
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the Limbo(?) as if it were yesterday.
They include:

Bobby Darin--Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

Herman's Hermits--Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr--I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees--How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack--The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash--I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon-- Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores--Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harem-- A Whiter Shade Of Hair

Leo Sayer--You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations--Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

Abba--Denture Queen

Tony Orlando-- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy--I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore--It's My Procedure, And I'll Cry If I Want To

And Last but NOT least…

Willie Nelson--On the Commode Again

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On the same note (ha!), The Who has had to change a line in their "My Generation" to "Hope I die before I get older".
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