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A week ago I was engaged with people on a OFF TOPIC about global warming. Since then I have done a lot of research.

During the past exchanges, a few people pointed out that the polar bears are having a hard time of it with the global temperature (THEY SAY) rise….

So I looked into this and did some research about polar bears, Global warming and all this fiction BUT I did run across some truths.

I found out that PLOAR BEARS will some times find a breathing hole in the arctic ice of a seal and sit next to it for hours and sometime days waiting for a seal to pop up and take a breath.

I also found out that we humans are to blame for a very serious alignment these polar bears have to suffer from prolonged SITING on the ice waiting for seal to pop up.

Yes since there is less and less ICE for the seals to hide under because of global warming the bears have to sift longer and longer on the ice to pack for the ever rarer site of a seal.

Thats correct it's our fault. These poor Polar bears that have to sit longer and longer on the pack ice will now suffer more and more from POLAR-RHOIDS…

Water Polar bear Sky Cloud Carnivore
 

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Scientist have known about polar- rhoids for years! Now they discovered those pregnant female polar bears have vagi-rhoids too!

Icy hot looked into the problem but figured their product would not work well with all that ice!

Prep-H, all over the problem but training the bears to use their product almost impossible.
 

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Scientist have known about polar- rhoids for years! Now they discovered those pregnant female polar bears have vagi-rhoids too!

Icy hot looked into the problem but figured their product would not work well with all that ice!

Prep-H, all over the problem but training the bears to use their product almost impossible.

- Wildwood
italics mine…plus the claws… 8^O
 

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To train the polar bears to use their product they first had to catch them….so….they cut a hole in the ice and placed peas all around the hole…....then…...when the polar bears came to take a pea….
they kicked them in the icehole…..8^0
 
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