Nah, any fool can tell that Larry took the hide from a croc he wrestled with, and glued it to a piece of wood.
Nice try Larry, but we're smarter than that here at LJ's.
Since you are alive to tell the story, I assume you won the match. I assume the endeavor took considerable training, and prep with some of the by products of your beer cap projects….......
PS…..Do you drink the beer immediately after removing the cap, or do you cork it and keep it in that cute little refrigerator you got there at the factory….......or put it out as a treat for the roos?
PPS…......do crocs have bad breath?.......and if so, which are worse, the salties or the freshies?