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I got an email from an Uganda princess that she wanted to send me a bunch of money because I am a good fellow. Just now, "Helen" from the IRS called and warned me that I am in deep Kim Chi if I don't call her back immediately! And just when happy days seemed here at last.:)
 

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Tell the princess to hold on to the $$ and you'll come pick it up.
Call Helen and tell her you are asserting your rights under the 5th amendment.
 

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I was getting those IRS calls too! All of them with an foreign accent, and names like Jason Clark and Ron Smith. When I was talking once to them, I asked to speak to someone who spoke English, and they transferred me to another guy with the same accent. I called their bluff and told them they should be ashamed, he went on to say they were dispatching the police to my house. I am still waiting….
 

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Make sure that Helen does not talk to the princess. If she knows that you are a tax cheater, she might not think that you are such a good fellow.
 

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Owheee what a complicated financial world we live in. All that money and nobody ever gives me as much as used but wipes. Alistair still maybe in the next life EH?
 

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I told 'em that I got their name, phone number and address, and if they ever call again I would find them and rip their face off. Haven't heard back since. Maybe I was to harsh?
 
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