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Hemi the builder was going through a house he had just built for the woman who owned it.

She was telling him what colour to paint each room. They went into the first room and she said 'I want this room to be painted a light blue.'

The builder went to the front door and yelled 'GREEN SIDE UP!'

When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be bright red.

The builder went to the front door and yelled 'GREEN SIDE UP!'

When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be tan.

The builder went to the front door and yelled 'GREEN SIDE UP!'

When he came back, the lady was pretty curious, so she asked him 'I keep telling you colours, but you go out the front and yell green side up; what is that for?'

The builder said, 'Oh don't worry about that, I've just got a couple of Aussies laying the turf out front….'
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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"I see" said the blind carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw.
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My dad used to say "I see" said the blind man to his deaf daughter. Hmmmm.....

What do you call a reluctant potato?



wait for it.....












a hesitator.
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