You guys are a little rough on us cow-men.
Last fall two cows met in the sale yard at Vale, Oregon. One was a pretty, slick, fat Hereford cow and the other looked like a cowhide throwed over a hat rack.The skinny cow walked over to the fat one and asked,"Agnes, how was yer summer?"
"Ah gosh, Effie," she replied, "It was just great. I was up in the top of the Blue Mountains, grass up to my belly, a bunch of the best ol' girls fer company and the best looking ol' Hereford bull ya ever did see. Agnes, how was yer summer?"
"Ah heck, Agnes, I was stuck out in Harney County, 10 miles to water, eat all day and never get enough to eat, dust blowing all the time and all I had fer company was one old steer and all he wanted to talk about was HIS OPERATION!
