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This amazing device occurred to me in a dream….one where I had an unfortunate event occurred while putting my snowtires on. In picture #1, my home-built "Anticipatory Inertia Blocker" prevents your vehicle from rolling on top of you when you have it lifted on the jack before your lug nuts are loosened. How many lives will be saved? How many bones will be saved from fractures? In picture #2, My self-designed "Planar Fenestrative Blocker" will prevent doors and windows from suddenly closing due to breezes, locking you out of your home with the keys inside, as your Ovaltine sits burning on the stove. how many homes will be saved with this ingenious breakthrough? Picture #3, My newly designed "Supplantive Elevative Fixture" will save old couches from wrack and ruin, and your useless old college Philosophy books will not have to be pressed (heehee) into service as height-deficit settee levelers. Picture #4 shows the somewhat complicated manufacturing process clearly showing the "Inclined Monolith Manufacturing Device" doing its thing, to a "3-D Lignal Rectangle".

Please do not copy this design, or text withoutt my written permission! I expect a telegramme from the Patent Office any minute now.

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wow indeed
 

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LOL !! "Anticipatory Inertia Blocker" priceless. great job!
 

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Heh, what would one call such a device? Seeing this wonderful invention on Lumberjocks for the first time…makes me think of…hey how about The Block!
 

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I lol'd at picture #3
 

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Seems pretty obtuse to me Poopie
 

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great idea for a first million
 

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Oh no, here come the puns - it's a slippery slope indeed!
 

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The Pythagoras Theorem explained.
There were 3 pregnant squaws sitting on animal hides. On was on a goat hide, another on a cow hide and the last on a buffalo hide.
The squaw sitting on the goat hide gave birth to a son, while the squaw on the cow hide gave birth twin sons. But the squaw on the buffalo hide gave birth to triplets sons.

Thus proving: The sons of the the squaw on the buffalo hide equals the sum of the sons on the other two hides.

QED
 

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Well, I think it's a cute project…
 

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Geez Roger that word "squaw" means a not so nice word for vagina beginning with a "c*nt" to a Native American.
 

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I thought the project was pretty humorous myself :)
 

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Sorry, I did not know the word was offensive, I thought it was the wife of and Indian tribesman.
No offence was ever intended, I am not familiar with any new slang for the word, I surely did not want to upset anyone. Remember I was brought up in England where this word only means wife of Brave.
 

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Yeah well it means ******************** Roger ~shrug~
 

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Oh, no next we'll hear that joke about the Indian bride who married the tribal elder, named "Shortcake"...I forget the details, but in the end… Squaw bury Shortcake.

I've already saved this thread in "Word".. in the folder entitled "Anticipatory Exclusionary Fail-Safe Textual Fallout Shelter Moderator Obliteration Action Pod" Haw!!
 

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There's the scientific name, "Anticipatory Inertia Blocker", but that will never sell product. You need a marketing name like "The Wedge". Now that will make you money.
 

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Poopie, got a name for your latest invention:
Call it the Bermuda Triangle Wedge - You can put it under the wheel of a car or truck and never see the vehicle again.
 
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