Everyone needs one of these.

I just spend the sunset a swingin, while watching two HUGE lightning storms off in the distance while nursing a cold bottle of bud. The only thing I can complain about is a few mosquitos. Still need to peel off all the bark, Its all cypress so I am not going to seal it with anything.
I heard once that Mosquitos track down there victims by following the trail of the carbon dioxide that a person breathes out. If that is true them why do they only seem to fly around me and not into my carbonated drink?