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Funnies #12: Dog jokes courtesy of the shy LBD

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Blog entry by robscastle posted 07-02-2019 11:34 AM 562 reads 0 times favorited 4 comments Add to Favorites Watch
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Some funnies for all the dog owners out there

‘1’
Blaming your farts on me….not funny… not funny at all !!!

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‘2’
Yelling at me for barking.I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG, YOU IDIOT!

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‘3’
Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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‘4’
Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

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‘5’
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you’re not home.

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‘6’
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

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‘7’
Taking me to the vet for ‘the big snip’, then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!

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‘8’
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

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‘9’
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven’t you noticed the fur?

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‘10’
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You’re just jealous.

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-- Regards Rob



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GR8HUNTER

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#1 posted 07-02-2019 03:26 PM

BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAA :<))))))))))

-- Tony---- Reinholds,Pa.------ REMEMBER TO ALWAYS HAVE FUN

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Mark Wilson

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#2 posted 07-02-2019 05:47 PM

Here’s a thing that annoys me about you two-leggers:

You attach a “name” to me to which I don’t respond. How’s about asking me what my name is? Say words, while observing closely. Make noises. Start with the names you’d like me to have. When I respond to what you’re saying, that’s my name. If it’s one of your top choices, great. If it’s a clicking noise, deal with it. Adapt. When you get mad at me for not responding to you, I want to just choke you. You should be glad I have no thumbs.

I bark because I’m bored. If you didn’t actually want to keep company with a dog, find someone who does.

So many words. I need a nap.

- Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. -

-- Mark

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LittleBlackDuck

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#3 posted 07-03-2019 05:38 AM


BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAA :<))))))))))

- GR8HUNTER


Coming from a tiger… is that a,

BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAA doggy style,

or a,

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAB from a pussy?

-- If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD

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LittleBlackDuck

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#4 posted 07-03-2019 05:46 AM



Here s a thing that annoys me about you two-leggers:
- Mark Wilson

Canine 2 legers are not a foundation…
For the fat cats in your life

and on for those abnoxious body figure advocates,

all models were given a good feed of dog biscuits,,, Yum!

-- If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD

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